Would any of you want me to fuck you?

Would you want me to fuck you?

  • Not a chance in hell!!

    Votes: 5 22.7%
  • Maybe if I was verrry drunk.

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • yes

    Votes: 2 9.1%
  • no

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • But of course I would love to

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot ???

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • only if I could have a friend along to share

    Votes: 2 9.1%
  • Where is CH pickaxe?...I have a use for it.

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • Hmmmmm...I'm thinking about it

    Votes: 5 22.7%
  • other BS answers

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • Total voters
    22

crystalhunting

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Inspired by the GR/Starfish thread....here is my personal criteria...{yes is prefered answer to all questions}

1.Can you prove that you are a woman,and not an animal?


2.Do you like a man who is very skilled in sexual multitasking?

3.Are you a kitty cat lover?

4.Can you bear to listen to me rave about my cats,and my digging trips?


5.Are you a born-again Pagan/Agnostic or non-confrontationial Christian?


6.Do you have compassion for others?

7.can you honestly say that you don't have VD or HIV?

8.Do you want me to make you something beautifull to wear?

9.Are you into sensual and take my time sex?

10.Do you have Charachter?


0-3....maybe you could

0-5....Hmmmm...I'm interested

10.....come on lets get started my dear



CH
 
Let's just say no and leave it at that without taking the quiz, the quiz would give me too many yes answers. :D
 
Being Male, I took Option 1

Voted before I read the post so I said not a chance in hell, and I think we are both happier for it.:)
 
Re: Being Male, I took Option 1

willywanker said:
Voted before I read the post so I said not a chance in hell, and I think we are both happier for it.:)


Indeed my friend,I don't do homosexuality and neither do you.




CH
 
What would my husband think?

I scored a 10 too....can I retake the test?
 
lavender said:
I scored a 7, didn't vote though. Will later.

I'm just not a cat lover. I can deal with them, but I am a dog person.

Lavender,

I have 4 adult cats...{3 are purebreeds} and one kitten..makeing it a total of 5 cats.

I really do love em!!



CH
 
He Would Think You're a Naughty Slut...

stargazer76 said:
I scored a 10 too....can I retake the test?

So you're not only into me, but you're into your husband and others too? Hmmm. You get around don't cha? :)
 
SO!

I AM a naughty slut. But don't tell, okay? I have an image to maintain.
 
Did you pass my test? I will have to look to see....

There is your answer though...

I got a 9.. not bad
 
Starfish said:
Did you pass my test? I will have to look to see....

There is your answer though...

I got a 9.. not bad


Yes I believe I did...with the exception of being that Scotsman and the fact that I do smoke....But I dont smoke around people that hate it.




CH
 
97 views ........but ONLY 11 votes????????...I'm not going to be offended you know.





CH
 
doctor_insanus said:
Sorry, guy... just not in the cards!


I don't do homosexuality Doc....but I was suprised that so few voted...it's not like they have to make a reply.



CH
 
crystalhunting said:
1.Can you prove that you are a woman,and not an animal?

*sighs* Shot down by the infamous number one...


*WHEW!*
 
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