Worst singer EVER!!!

I ripped off the Wikipedia segment below. I am feeding off Oggbashan's previous post. This is the sordid history of the worst singers ever. Enjoy!

Elva Ruby Connes (October 5, 1907–June 28, 1997), who recorded under the name Mrs. Miller, was an American singer who gained some fame in the 1960s for her versions of popular songs like "Moon River", "Monday, Monday", "A Lover's Concerto", and "Downtown" rendered in an untrained, operatic, vibrato-laden voice, often out of tune and off the beat. Her whistling, which was equally wobbly and apparently preceded by Mrs. Miller filling her mouth with ice to better control the pitch, also featured on a number of her records.

She was born in Joplin, Missouri and moved first to Jetmore, Kansas and then Dodge City, Kansas before settling in Claremont, California. She sporadically studied music at Pomona College. Later, she sang at churches around Claremont and, although she said that her singing was just "a hobby", she self-released a small number of records, mainly made up of classical, gospel and children's songs. It was while making one of these records that the arranger Fred Bock heard her. He convinced her to try some more modern songs, and took the resulting recordings around record labels.

Thanks to this, Mrs. Miller was signed to Capitol Records by their A&R man, Lex de Azevedo. Her first LP on that label, ironically titled Mrs. Miller's Greatest Hits appeared in 1966 when she was 59 years old. It was made up entirely of pop songs, and sold more than 250,000 copies in its first three weeks. Will Success Spoil Mrs. Miller?! followed later the same year, and The Country Soul of Mrs. Miller a year later.

She appeared on the Ed Sullivan, Merv Griffin, Joey Bishop, Mike Douglas and Jack Paar shows, sang for the troops in Vietnam, performed at the Hollywood Bowl and appeared in Roddy McDowall's film The Cool Ones. However, as with other novelty acts who were popular in the 60s, interest in Mrs. Miller soon waned. She was dropped by Capitol, and in 1968 she released her last album, Mrs. Miller Does Her Thing on the small Amaret label. She later put out a couple of singles on her own Vibrato Records. By the mid-1970s, she had retired from singing.

Mrs. Miller's success, like that of Florence Foster Jenkins and Wing, was undoubtedly due to the perceived awfulness of her singing. It seems that Capitol were keen to emphasise this—in a 1967 interview with Life magazine, she said that during recording sessions she was conducted half a beat ahead or behind time, and the worst of several different recordings of a song would be included on the finished record. She claimed to be initially unaware that her technical inability was being ridiculed, but eventually realised what was going on. At first she resented this, but eventually decided to play along with the joke. Nonetheless, she later attributed her split with Capitol to her wanting to sing "straight" and record ballads, and Capitol wanting to continue with the "so bad it's good" angle.

Mrs. Miller died in Vista, California. In 1999, Wild, Cool & Swingin' , a compilation of her work, was released on Capitol.
 
I can remember other novelty acts, such as Tiny Tim. Remember his rendition of "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" accompanied by himself on a uke? I also remember somebody called The Old Superior Street Singer, who was local in Duluth MN in 1958 or 1959. He was strictly a novelty act also but his records played on local radio programs. And there was, I believe, Lee Marvin, who sang a song in the movie "Paint Your Wagon".

These are, of course, terrible singers who have actually appeared in public. My wife may be even a worse singer than they but she has never done it publicly.
 
Will Young ( Gareth Gates soooo should have won pop idol that year)

collectively -The Bee Gees.


Both of the above mentioned warble. Just bloody sing wouldya?
 
Lauren Hynde said:
How do you know? :D
Because the pretty-boys actually made a record where they did the singing. And it sucked like nothing else in the history of mankind.
 
bibphi said:
Jessica Simpson

Her voice is icky, and her facial expressions when she sings are retarded
She's pretty terrible. Her "Boots" remake has to be the worst remake of all time. :rolleyes:
 
Kelly Clarkson.. I can't stand any of her songs yet. Something about her makes me want to shove C4 in my ears.
 
minsue said:
Like to watch, eh, Goose? :D

I miss writing exercises. :(

OhMissScarlett said:
Bring it!
I like Dom Yui. I think I'd let her kick my ass. What the hell, it's the weekend. :)
Dom Yui. :D I've not a Dom bone in my body; lots of contrary ones, but no Doms. I think that's why subjoe wouldn't love me. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/japan/japan010.gif

Stella_Omega said:
Oh how we danced with the Rose of Trawlee
Her long hair black as the raven
Oh how we danced, and you whispered to me
"You'll never be going back home"

or...
Hush, a wild Violet,
Hush, a band of gold
Hush, you're in a story
that somebody told...

Oh, good ones! How about:

Well he's all boxed up on a red belle dame
Hunted Black Johnny with a blind man's cane
A yellow bullet with a rag out in the wind
An old blind tiger, got an old bell Jim
Here come the Big Black Mariah, here come the Big Black Mariah
Here come the Big Black Mariah, here come the big black Ford

Doesn't something about Tom Waits make you think of Dr. M? Dunno, might just be me.
 
Liar said:
Because the pretty-boys actually made a record where they did the singing. And it sucked like nothing else in the history of mankind.

Thanks for backing me up there, Liar.... :kiss:
 
DirtyJJ said:
She's pretty terrible. Her "Boots" remake has to be the worst remake of all time. :rolleyes:

A close second was her remake of Berlin's "Take My Breath Away".
 
The Traveling Wilburys Was made up of some the worst singers in pop music (Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, Roy Orbison, etc.) but they pulled it off brilliantly. On the other hand, as bad as their technical abilities are, they have all been favorites of mine on their own.

Mark Knopfler (Dire Straights) has almost no talent as a singer whatsoever, but again he manages to have the perfect voice for the music they do. I can't imagine anyone else doing Sultans of Swing or Fade to Black.

Now let's look at the other side of the coin. Darrell Hall has plenty of technical skill and his voice doesn't sound like a wood chipper. However, having been forced to listen to the entirety of his recent solo album I can say it most reminded me of a wounded dog crying in the street.

Whitney Houston has amazing abilities, but she over uses them to extremes. There are few songs of hers I can listen to all the way through.

Now if you want to hear REALLY bad, just go down to the local kareoke club.
 
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