Worst sexual experience

[^RAVEN^]

I had this idea from another post I made before I was wondering about peoples worst sexual experiences? Let the giggles begin.

 

[Xander06]

My first headjob from a girl with braces *shudder*

 

[Night_Jasmine]

I'd say all of my het experiences were just awful but the worst had to be my wedding night. Both of us were virgins and I couldn't move properly for nearly two days.

 

[ombligo1]

When she vomited on me during oral sex....

 

[Night_Jasmine]

When she vomited on me during oral sex....

Oh gods, that's horrible.

 

[Britwitch]

My least 'sexy' sexual experience was probably trying to put on a condom using only my mouth...sexy I hear you cry...not when I inhale at the wrong moment and almost choke it wasn't...

 

[cockslave]

mine was a one night stand. the guy couldn't get hard no matter what i tried.............he had had same as me to drink but he couldn't handle it. 'Brewers droop' can be such a bitch.............and a great leveller as the guy was about 6 " soft.

 

[red_flame]

i have many terrible ones lol but thankfully the good ones out number the bad

now is it finding a really nice guy hot sexy smelled wonderful but get kinda nearly into bed to find it was as small as my little finger !!!

or was it the guy who could keep going for hours but hardly any forplay and no technique at all ( can we say sore )
i could go on buy im sure you get the drift !!

as i say thankfully the good outways the bad

 

[bouncingbetty]

Great looking stud who (sober now mind you) gets so excited, I'm on my knees in front of him, he's hard, I undo his pants, pull down his underwear and he CUMS. Just pulled down his pants. In fact I'm looking down trying to get him to step out of underwear and feel him shooting into my hair. Get him hard again with my mouth, then getting ready to put it into my pussy and he cums AGAIN (no joy). Got him up with my hand a third time and he cums in my hand!!! Then rolled over and went to sleep.

 

[center_stage]

My worst sexual experience was giving a blowjob for the first time. I passed out when he pulled it out and told me to stick it in my mouth.

 

[The Mutt]

I don't think I've had a bad experience, but I've had some odd ones, like the time the wench at the Ren Fest put a bunch of grapes between her legs and told me to eat her. A grape got loose inside her. We couldn't get it out, though we had fun trying, until she pulled her knees up to her head, coughed, and shot the grape acoss the room.

 

[Night_Jasmine]

I don't think I've had a bad experience, but I've had some odd ones, like the time the wench at the Ren Fest put a bunch of grapes between her legs and told me to eat her. A grape got loose inside her. We couldn't get it out, though we had fun trying, until she pulled her knees up to her head, coughed, and shot the grape acoss the room.

They did that a Ren-Fest?! Whoa...dunno where that one was but sounds like the others need to be that fun too.

 

[Guest]

the one that stick out in my mind right now is the time i went to a local bar and met this totally hot guy.....we had beers and hung out and he took me home....we were in the living room when things got really crazy. things were going fine until he stuck it in me and came right away. it wouldn't have been so bad if he had actually been hard....he could barely stick it in me....i felt nothing.

 

[tkinsc]

My worst sexual experience was probably with an ex-girlfriend. We had dated for a while and never had sex. We got together the weekend before she was to move out-of state with her parents.

We went out and talked a little, drove to a secluded and parked. Some kissing and fondling lead to us both naked. I slipped on the condom, climbed on top, slipped my throbbing cock in, and shot my load.

Not even an in-and-out thrust. Just slip it in and oops. Nothing live being a .6 second man.

 

[Perfect_Trust]

Not sure, possibly when getting a tonguing off a really fit guy-who then fell flat asleep in situ as he'd drunk too much. Though I did go on to have some of the best sex ever with him for a few months

 

[elizabeth22673]

losing my virginity to someone who didn't deserve it.

 

[biggysmallz]

First girlfriend of mine, she said she was with 2 guys with me before (turned out to be 7, at age 17)...but anywho...

I gave her a tour of the house, and we finish the tour in my bedroom, and after all the stripping each other slowly, all the rubbing and massaging...well, she straddles my face and I start licking and abotu 10 minutes in I feel her pussy start to quiver and tremble, and i feel her body start to tense, she decides that apparently...when shes on the verge of orgasm, this is the right time to lean forward and start sucking me.

Note to keep in mind...when she first saw it she said "I've never seen one that thick, I doubt that would fit anywhere in me."

Well...she could only get the head of my cock in...a minute in, I feel her orgasm right on the brink, and there it is...she has this massive orgasm. Well...she had it at the moment she decides...let's try to push more cock in my mouth. Long story short...her jaw locks around it. I look it up online how to fix it...nothing. I call a doctor, they say we gotta see a doctor to fix it with no pain. So I help her get dressed, and they gotta pop her jaw back in place.

She dumped me 2 weeks later.

Duno which part of that story was worse.

 

[Flashh]

After my divorce, I ran into this gal that was extremely hot, that I hadn't seen for a couple of years, but had always had a thing for. Turns out, she was interested as well, and after several drinks we headed back to her house, where she promptly got rid of the baby sitter. Just as things are going well, with clothes off and bodies warm, out comes this adorable little 2 year old that had woken up. Crawled right into bed with Mommy, and flatly refused to go back to sleep. Finally, after a couple of hours, literally, she fel asleep, Mommy put her back to bed, and we commenced our previous activities. Unfortunately, my "lil' buddy" decded that he didn't want to play no matter how hard we tried. I got up, went home, and we haven't seen each other since.

Fortunately, I met my wife a year or so later, and she has made p for any bad experiences in my past!

 

[rydia57]

Having good sex, then getting a what...tittyfuck, and having it destroy my whole sexual mood, then trying to lie about it and say I enjoyed it, and then realizing that I couldn't, breaking down and asking him "what the crap was that for?" I didn't feel anything!" Well... I didn't.

 

[GamerEmpire]

I was about to have sex with my [now ex]-girlfreind Jill for the first time when we were both seniors in High school. We were both naked when her little brother, age 10, comes in, we both get under the covers before he walks in and stares at us for a while. He walks in speachless, towards the bed, and is about to pull off the blankets to see whats going on. Jill's leg pops off so quick that her brother doesn't see anything but does get a nice kick in the face, he started crying and ran downstairs threating to call their parents. I had to get dressed and go home.

It sucked.

 

[limplizzard]

Being 9th. in a ten man gangbang. Sloppy but she tasted good.

 

[DimplesCharlie]

I was giving her oral and she was about ready to cum when she let out a loud long and gross smelling fart. The smell was about as bad as a guys and I gagged and got up. She was embarrassed and apologized but that was the end of the "love making" session. Ugh

~C~

 

[Phoenix555]

Oh my.....that surely is a situation, where a guy simply falls down.

 

[Jailhouse]

When she vomited on me during oral sex....

I can beat that: I had a girlfriend who threw up while oral sex was being performed...

(wait for it)

...on her.

 

[DimplesCharlie]

:

Oh my.....that surely is a situation, where a guy simply falls down.

Phoenix

I am assuming you are referring to my post, and it sure was a fall. However, oral is still one of my favorite to perform. I get as much pleasure giving as I think the lady does receiving . I was not discouraged .

~Chuck~