Worst Pick line ever?

[hbk4894]

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[Yardley]

Is that a pick in your pocket, and are you a miner?

 

[Adre]

Query, what's the deal with this Yardley character? Smoop not keeping you busy enough?

 

[hashtag45]

Is that a pick in your pocket, and are you a miner?

"Your Lit personna is so awkward/idiotic I'm sure that you're a dude impersonating a woman"
(aka how they try to make a pass at me)

 

[girlsmiley]

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[Mr Noone]

I misread the title. I thought this was about an inept trade union's industrial action.

 

[Tryharder62]

Is your name Angel? You must have come from heaven.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://www.atmparts.net/atm-parts/ncr-atm-maintenance-parts/ncr-pick-lines/atm-parts-ncr-pick-line.jpg

I prefer the ones made from hybrid materials, they're not prone to bending in bad environments.

 

[lovecraft68]

Look at you with curves like that and me with no brakes.

 

[lovecraft68]

I might not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

 

[Conager]

I am going to have to ask your boobs to quit staring at my eyes.

 

[Jennifer]

I misread the title. I thought this was about an inept trade union's industrial action.

You must have an above average intelligence.

 

[lovecraft68]

You must have an above average intelligence.

^^^^
Pick up line

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2014/08/683c73d8f1.jpg

 

[Mr Noone]

You must have an above average intelligence.

^^^^
Pick up line

It worked!

 

[Jennifer]

It worked!

Thanks! I thought I would have to knife fight him to see things my way.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

You must have an above average intelligence.

I was picked up with a line very similar to this.

Also, I think my ignore list is about to double, Mr. Screen Stretcher.

 

[Worm]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvz1rfiN0D1r7uv2xo1_500.jpg

 

[girlsmiley]

GFY, your picture is really large.

I actually had a guy friend toss me a cheesy pick up line yesterday. The bloke is silly and funny and kind, but a cheeky bastard. He thinks if I just had sex with him I'd no longer be gay. Even after I told him I've had boyfriends before, and that I can't just all of a sudden like penis and men etc., etc. Anyway.

I was so embarrassed. I went all red and didn't know what to say at first. Then I said no. He thought it was hilarious and kept on. In the end I just strolled off like a boss.

 

[bronzeage]

Is your AV really you?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Is your AV really you?

I scrolled up to see who you were asking.

 

[bronzeage]

I scrolled up to see who you were asking.

I get that one a couple times a month.

 

[fluffPE]

Fuck Off!

What?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Hi, my name is Eyer.

 

[Saucyminx]

Wanna go halves on a bastard?