KUJACK
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A shy young man went to a dance to find a girl to dance with. His shyness caused by poverty and losing an eye in a hunting accident. So poor he could only afford a wooden eye replacement.
Scanning the dance floor he notices a young girl sitting alone. She wasn't real pretty and she has a slight mustache, also her lips kind of went up and down between her nose and chin.
The man crosses the floor and says to the girl in a slight stutter, "Wou, Would you like to dance."
She jumps up squealing "Would I, Would I !"
Mortified, the man says "Shut up, cunt face!"
Scanning the dance floor he notices a young girl sitting alone. She wasn't real pretty and she has a slight mustache, also her lips kind of went up and down between her nose and chin.
The man crosses the floor and says to the girl in a slight stutter, "Wou, Would you like to dance."
She jumps up squealing "Would I, Would I !"
Mortified, the man says "Shut up, cunt face!"
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