Worse than before!!!

[fyrestarter]

Had to, just had to, have a stroke at work, too engorged not to.

But had to stop before I'd finished. Now I'm even worse off than before!!! Any help in mentally stimulating me so that next time I can be done quicker??

 

[BurningMonkey]

...or you can think about unstopping a plugged-up toilet. Makes a stiffy go away like magic.
(I know that's not the answer you were hoping for, but I couldn't resist.)

 

[fyrestarter]

Sometimes

I use Margaret Thatcher naked holding a toilet brush...

Though if you think of things like that whenever you're horny, don't we run the risk of training our brains to become aroused at that thought instead??

It's a tough call lol!

 

[BurningMonkey]

LoL! Now there's an image bound to shrivel!

I once read an article years ago regarding pornography as a contributing cause of sexual assault/molestation. The once sentence that stuck in my head was: "I could sit you in a room and show you images and movies of coprophila eight hours a day for a year, and it wouldn't turn you into one if you weren't already inclined in that direction."

So I don't think we're in danger. Unless you've always harbored a secret sexy desire for Maggie, that is...

 

[fyrestarter]

...

Well I do have a thing for red heads and older women...

Damn, what if I had a toilet brush fetish and never knew? All these years in trying to deflate my insatiable hard on I've just been fueling the fire??

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well, I guess there's one way to find out, providing you can find a willing partner...
But, uh, spare me the details of how that all works out, okay? You understand, I'm sure.