Worlds Worst Lovers.

[voluptuary_manque]

France made the best lovers list...

And Germans smell bad?



Q_C

Obvious proof that the list was composed by a Frenchman . . .

 

[xssve]

Nah, I thought of that - a Frenchman would not have hesitated to list the French as number One.

 

[TxRad]

Nah, I thought of that - a Frenchman would not have hesitated to list the French as number One.

Number two and number three.

 

[TxRad]

And porn is a good reference.

I've been watching "reality porn" and my eight inches leave me feeling subpar.

Q_C

There's your problem, too few strokes.

Always go for over par.

 

[rgraham666]

Every guy in the world claims he's got eight inches.

 

[cloudy]

I'm kind of shocked that Canadian guys didn't make it onto the "best" list.

Yep, they should definitely be on the "best" list.

 

[Dianthus]

Every guy in the world claims he's got eight inches.

One lunch hour, a bunch of us piled into this fellow's car to go down the road for lunch, rather than brave the cafeteria again.

Service was slow and we were a little rushed getting back to work....he whipped into the parking lot, spied an empty spot and wheeled into it so quickly I was applying the imaginary brake in the shotgun spot.

He just laughed and said "Relax, there's at least a foot between me and that car!" So I got out and looked....there was barely 4 inches.

That cleared up a lot of questions about how men measure things.

 

[bronzeage]

Every guy in the world claims he's got eight inches.

Only in Letters to Penthouse.

In the locker room, we all know better.

 

[TxRad]

Every guy in the world claims he's got eight inches.

I had to stop at seven and a half. I couldn't stretch it anymore than that. The
chain hurt too much.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Number two and number three.

Then it was made by a French woman.

 

[NoJo]

Spanish women smell of shoes. French women, yes yes.

 

[NoJo]

Only in Letters to Penthouse.

In the locker room, we all know better.

Yes, we all have a good cheery laugh whenever we get together for hearty man-sex in the locker room

 

[Tarakin]

We German men all smell of burned rubbers down there.

 

[bronzeage]

Yes, we all have a good cheery laugh whenever we get together for hearty man-sex in the locker room

What happens in the locker room stays in the locker room.

Unless you write to Penthouse about it.

 

[irishwoody]

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
* 2 French men and 1 French woman
* 2 German men and 1 German woman
* 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
* 2 English men and 1 English woman
* 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
* 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

The Italian men killed each other for the Italian woman.

The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.

The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.

The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Based solely on experience: best kissers--French; best dancers--Italians; best lovers: Spaniards

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Yes, we all have a good cheery laugh whenever we get together for hearty man-sex in the locker room

professional footballer?