Worlds Worst Lovers.

[xssve]

Worst Lovers

1. Germany (because too many smell bad)
2. England (because they're lazy)
3. Sweden (because of premature ejaculation issues)
4. Holland (because they're over-dominant)
5. US (because they're too rough)

International House of Beefcakes: Who's the Best?

 

[xssve]

Don't blame the messenger.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm not rough.

 

[Dragonlipz]

My tongue is rough, my fingers are gentle.....

 

[Xelebes]

No mention on both lists means I'm probably milquetoast. Alright, I'll take that.

 

[_Lynn_]

Worst Lovers

1. Germany (because too many smell bad)
2. England (because they're lazy)
3. Sweden (because of premature ejaculation issues)
4. Holland (because they're over-dominant)
5. US (because they're too rough)

International House of Beefcakes: Who's the Best?

Me? Too rough? Nawww

I never knew my grandparents were over-dominant though.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Huh, I'm not sure I trust this information. I feel further investigation is in order.


eta: I'm kind of shocked that Canadian guys didn't make it onto the "best" list.

 

[rgraham666]

So am I!

 

[3113]

eta: I'm kind of shocked that Canadian guys didn't make it onto the "best" list.

So am I!

They were so high up on the charts that the list creators decided to leave them off lest all the others end up feeling totally inferior and wondering why they should even go on....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

They were so high up on the charts that the list creators decided to leave them off lest all the others end up feeling totally inferior and wondering why they should even go on....

That's got to be it.
We can't have them being better at hockey, curling, and fucking.

 

[xssve]

Huh, I'm not sure I trust this information. I feel further investigation is in order.


eta: I'm kind of shocked that Canadian guys didn't make it onto the "best" list.

I'm half French, but my Norwegian half didn't make the list, I'd be happy to volunteer for your study.

No surprise about Swedes though, lol.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm half French, but my Norwegian half didn't make the list, I'd be happy to volunteer for your study.

Ooh la la.

 

[xssve]

Represent!

 

[lance gt]

So, If I'm Canadian, Scottish by birth and have Irish ancestory, I should be doing okay on the best list. Scottish accents even made the third sexiest dialects, after Irish and Italian. So why am I still posting in the Thread of Dread?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Wait a minute...

France made the best lovers list...

And Germans smell bad?



Q_C

 

[3113]

France made the best lovers list...

And Germans smell bad?

I did kinda wonder about that. I thought Germans were ultra clean sorts while the French, er, not so much.

 

[LoopyR]

Damn I need to move to another country

 

[bronzeage]

Rough is, as rough does.

Some things cannot be applied gently and still be effective.

 

[TxRad]

Rough is, as rough does.

Some things cannot be applied gently and still be effective.

UH huh, a spanking first and foremost.

I'm afraid to look to see if American Indians are even on a list.

 

[Dianthus]

Huh, I'm not sure I trust this information. I feel further investigation is in order.


eta: I'm kind of shocked that Canadian guys didn't make it onto the "best" list.

So am I!

 

[bronzeage]

UH huh, a spanking first and foremost.

I'm afraid to look to see if American Indians are even on a list.

All things considered, if I had to sit through a sexual performance review, I would rather be told I was too rough, rather than lazy, or smelly.

I'm not sure what "over dominant" means. Maybe that's a gentler form of too rough.

Headlines like this are calculated to get clicks for the ads. Sort of like putting "anal" in a thread title.

 

[Handley_Page]

An Englishman has Sang Froid; not laziness

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I did kinda wonder about that. I thought Germans were ultra clean sorts while the French, er, not so much.

Germans... ultra clean?

You're one holocaust too late for that suggestion.

Q_C

 

[xssve]

I don't know what the sample was, Vanilla tourists I suspect.

After looking at German porn for several hour, I've concluded they're having way too much fun - they don't have time for showers.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I don't know what the sample was, Vanilla tourists I suspect.

After looking at German porn for several hour, I've concluded they're having way too much fun - they don't have time for showers.

And porn is a good reference.

I've been watching "reality porn" and my eight inches leave me feeling subpar.

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