***World Body selects LITEROTICA’S best “FORUM THREAD PAGE” of all time….

[Guest]

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE

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Wednesday, August 13th 2008 01:16 p.m. ​

Recently LITEROTICA was approached by the Smithsonian and the Church of Latter Day Aints.

As part of their joint effort to document the brave new world of the Internet, of Blogs, of Forums, etc. etc., and to preserve it for the future, these two institutions decided to select and preserve a few examples of the very best in Internet Forum posting. They wanted LITEROTICA’S best forum page of all time!

Manu was contacted first. Then Queen LAURA III was consulted. Not an easy decision for the ROYALS and their various Imperial Councils to make. But the choice soon became clear. There was only one page that possibly could be the one. And so it was chosen!

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LITEROTICA’S best “FORUM THREAD PAGE”

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A digitized, laser produced holograph has been made of page 148 of the chosen thread. One copy will soon go on display at the Smithsonian in Washington while a second copy will be preserved in a specially prepared time capsule that will be buried one mile below ground, in a bomb proof room directly under the Morman Tabernacle Choir in Salt Lake City. To be saved for future generations.

And why out of all the trillions of Internet Forum pages available was this page selected? Of the millions posted here on this site?

In fact some 550,000 threads have been started in LITEROTICA’S forum world. And that doesn’t include the 218,327 threads started by the ex-writer known as Dixie Cunt Lee! Over 5 MILLION different pages started!

So why this one? Out of all the millions available?

Quite simply because on this one page are brought together the five most famous and important contemporary LITEROTICAN authors for the first time in history! Each of these five giants made at least once post on this page. With just one click visitors are exposed to the greats. Just this one page will provide future generations with an important snapshot of Erotic Literature in the early twenty-first century. And who are the members of this famous group?

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sarahhh

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BOSTONFICTIONWRITER

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Daniellekitten

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scouries

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Serena_Kitt/Kittyn

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This “Fab Five” of course need little introduction to a group as savvy as you GBers are. Suffice it to say that they, as a group, have dominated every category and every measurement of writing greatness that any impartial observer could suggest.

This page is also special because these extraordinary authors are paired with the greats from the past.

This page mentions the name of every author who has ever written a 1000+ vote story. So that these historical greats can stand beside the five who are now leading us into the future.

Great men and women like:

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rgjohn
TryAnything
Wm_ Sexspear
Ronde
youbadboy
miss_ honeypot
TawnyT
Niki_2021
Masterhypnotist
BobbyT
KillerMuffin
Slickman
Bearlee

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And to make it all inclusive the page also includes a post from one of our friends from the gay LIT community. The pilot aka Ace aka robyn was chosen to represent these people. An author (a critic and reviewer more than a real author actually), this “boy wonder” always brings a certain gloom and doom to wherever he posts. And we have him!

And we also made sure to include the name of one of LITEROTICA’S greatest personalities on this soon to be enshrined page, the poetess and all around gorgeous party girl and GBer

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naughtycakes

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On behalf of ScouriesWorld, Unicef, the Smithsonian and LAUREL and all the wonderful people of the LITEROTICA team, I’d just like to take this opportunity to invite all of you to view this magnificent creation…thank you,

Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

 

[off2bed]

Huh?

 

[naughtycakes]

And we also made sure to include the name of one of LITEROTICA’S greatest personalities on this soon to be enshrined page, the poetess and all around gorgeous party girl and GBer

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naughtycakes

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Oh yeah, bitches....

*sitting pretty*

 

[Vikingstone]

Oh yeah, bitches....

*sitting pretty*

Knot head.

 

[naughtycakes]

Knot head.

I'm going to be in the Smithsonian, hot stuff, can't you read?

 

[Vikingstone]

I'm going to be in the Smithsonian, hot stuff, can't you read?

Self-involved twat. You need a vicious spanking.

 

[naughtycakes]

Self-involved twat. You need a vicious spanking.

Umm, yes, I do :horny&panting emoticony:

Then maybe I could take a picture of my sore, red bum and give that to the Smithsonian, too

 

[where]

Dear god, scouries left hand is coming here now. Is there no escape?

 

[Aliea]

Are you high?

 

[naughtycakes]

Dear god, scouries left hand is coming here now. Is there no escape?

Well, Jim was in Spain, frolicking in the beaches with Felipe's entourage, but he may be back.

Did you see, though, I'm gonna be in the Smithsonian, haha.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Scouries, you have too much fucking time on your hands.

 

[scouries]

the kitten sisters are jealous of sarahhh...

...well that's life girls...

Quite simply I was shocked, humbled and delighted to hear the good news.

…To learn that a page from “the SCOURIES READER thread” had been selected for immortality.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank the two people most responsible for me receiving this honor.

First of course

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HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III

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This wonderful woman whose continuing advice and guidance has allowed me to blossom under her nurturing warmth.

And second

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sarahhh

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LITEROTICA’S greatest living author, whose visit to this thread tipped the scales in our favor when the final decision was made. Who lifted what was only an excellent thread before she arrived into greatness.

Thank you ladies…

I'm james r scouries esq. and I approve this message
threadmaster extraordinaire

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Scouries

World

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and of course we certainly don't want to forget the magnificent

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naughtycakes

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[Saint Peter]

Scouries has puffy nips.

 

[Luk]

Scouries has puffy nips.

Especially for being a fat guy.

 

[naughtycakes]

Scouries, you have too much fucking time on your hands.

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg290/naughtycakes/hello%20kitty/hktheboosss.jpg

 

[where]

Especially for being a fat guy.

...who likes writing about fucking his kid sister...

 

[RoryN]

Hold on...*resets the Geek Alarm*

...okay. (Man, was that thing annoying.) So, what's happening in here?

 

[where]

Hold on...*resets the Geek Alarm*

...okay. (Man, was that thing annoying.) So, what's happening in here?

scouries is expanding his empire. Run whilst you can!

 

[EvelynTreemont]

Ok.... so who among you whose name isn't scouries wants to fill me in on the meaning of this little gem?

 

[Aliea]

scouries is expanding his empire. Run whilst you can!

Empire now means; creates lame threads on multiple forums?

 

[where]

Ok.... so who among you whose name isn't scouries wants to fill me in on the meaning of this little gem?

He's a totally deluded idiot who writes incest stories. He claims that he gets paid for them by Laurel and Manu

Grand poo/scouries is a serious fuckwit. He normally pollutes the author's hangout.

 

[EvelynTreemont]

He's a totally deluded idiot who writes incest stories. He claims that he gets paid for them by Laurel and Manu

Grand poo/scouries is a serious fuckwit. He normally pollutes the author's hangout.

Ohhhhhh! Ok...
I saw that thread.

Wow... I mean, seriously.

Why would the Smithsonian really care about Lit?

 

[where]

Empire now means; creates lame threads on multiple forums?

in his mind yes. He is the threadmaster. We all jump like puppets!

 

[RoryN]

scouries is expanding his empire.

Who is scouries?

*does Buffalo Bill*

"Oh...wait - is he a great, big, fat person?"

 

[Saint Peter]

I told Scouries to come join us on the GB. A place to call home.

The GB is full of skateboarders. You do not have to be cool to be on the GB. You just have to breathe.