World’s First Successful Penis Transplant (And Yes, It Works!)

[Hypoxia]

A South African man received the world’s first successful, fully functioning penis transplant after being castrated years prior.

Hold that thought.

Think about brain transplants.
Think about combined penis+brain transplants.
Think about transplanting brains from big head to little head.
Think about transplanting a penis as a nasal replacement -- a real dicknose.

Imagine the possibilities.

 

[mynameisben]

A South African man received the world’s first successful, fully functioning penis transplant after being castrated years prior.

Hold that thought.

Think about brain transplants.
Think about combined penis+brain transplants.
Think about transplanting brains from big head to little head.
Think about transplanting a penis as a nasal replacement -- a real dicknose.

Imagine the possibilities.

I guess this brings up the metaphysical question: who really is the survivor of a penis transplant?

 

[Handley_Page]

And all the nerves work properly ?

 

[Hypoxia]

I guess this brings up the metaphysical question: who really is the survivor of a penis transplant?

"Take my penis. Please."

Yes, that is a conundrum, same as with the brain transplant. Probably be best to grow replacements from clones, eh? Then we can be sure of the dickhead's identity.

And all the nerves work properly ?

Don't know; haven't checked. I guess testing is needed. Can we get a grant?

 

[SandraMustard]

A South African man received the world’s first successful, fully functioning penis transplant after being castrated years prior.

Hold that thought.

Think about brain transplants.
Think about combined penis+brain transplants.
Think about transplanting brains from big head to little head.
Think about transplanting a penis as a nasal replacement -- a real dicknose.

Imagine the possibilities.

I wouldn't want that guy nosing around in my business

 

[SandraMustard]

"That guy has a nose for trouble" takes on a whole new meaning.

I'm sure there is a pun somewhere about private investigators.

 

[Handley_Page]

"That guy has a nose for trouble" takes on a whole new meaning.

I'm sure there is a pun somewhere about private investigators.

Hopefully it will be missed by most. . .

 

[jomar]

Yes, this could open up an extremely profitable revenue stream for cosmetic surgeons.

 

[Dave_Loves_Puss]

I want my penis nerves rerouted to my elbow so I can sit at work and scratch my elbow all day and no one will think anything of it.

 

[mynameisben]

I want my penis nerves rerouted to my elbow so I can sit at work and scratch my elbow all day and no one will think anything of it.

The goals of powerful thinkers never ceases to amaze me.

 

[SandraMustard]

Imagine an executive having them moved to his tongue but I see problems with that. As soon as he looks up his secretary's short skirt, he starts talking like Jar Jar Binks.

 

[Athalia]

Think about combined penis+brain transplants.

Problem there. As some wise person once said, "God gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one of them at a time."

 

[Hypoxia]

the next development would obviously be vaginal transplants -- to ear, armpit, eyes, foot -- wait, we already have toegasms, and eargasms

The general question is thus, Where are the best alternative locations for genitalia? Where would y'all most like to have your cocks and cunts placed? Just for run, let's allow for multiples. Every orifice or hollow a pussy, every notable protrusion a pecker. But if fingers are phallic, will piss & cum spray from fingertips? Ewww...

 

[sr71plt]

Problem there. As some wise person once said, "God gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one of them at a time."

Shouldn't that be "both of them at a time"? -- or is this proof that God is a woman?

 

[Athalia]

Shouldn't that be "both of them at a time"? -- or is this proof that God is a woman?

Nope. When penis is deployed, cognitive functions shut down, IQ drops, reasoning shrivels. When penis has finished its function and returns its (his?) blood to the General Fund, these processes resume. I've seen it hundreds of times.

 

[bogusguy]

Would it be mandatory for big dick guys to be organ donors when they die! A dick that takes a lickin and keeps on tickin?

 

[Over_Red]

You could be a real-life Pinocchio with a nose like that. In a manner of speaking.

 

[49greg]

About ten or twelve years ago there was locally big news coverage about somebody finding a severed penis at a car wash. The police were called, the item was sent off to the State police lab for testing, only to find that it was a cow's teat.

My take on it was someone who worked at the nearby meat packing plant took it from work and dropped it off on purpose and was sitting at home as the local and state news shows on TV, Radio and papers endlessly speculated about it without actually using the word penis, which for some reason in that very conservative part of the world was a no-no. At least on the local TV news station that I watched.