I wish I could stay and play but...gotta run to work....well okay I confess I will drive to work! 
I don't want to go.....you all are gonna have fun and (sniffle) I'm going to have to work! But, I'll keep a stiff upper lip and look forward to tonight!
Life just ain't fair...why can't I just play when I want!
*insert tantrum here*
Y'all have fun...see ya' on my return!
Don't do anything I wouldn't!
DW leaves with dragging feet and pouting lips....
I don't want to go.....you all are gonna have fun and (sniffle) I'm going to have to work! But, I'll keep a stiff upper lip and look forward to tonight!
Life just ain't fair...why can't I just play when I want!
*insert tantrum here*
Y'all have fun...see ya' on my return!

Don't do anything I wouldn't!
DW leaves with dragging feet and pouting lips....