Words that give you tits

Fun Bags, sweater monkeys, milk jugs, milk shakers, torpedos,
 
Ta-tas , bodacious ones!

I used to know a bartender by the name of Bodacious Ta-Ta's :D

The stories I could tell and now that I'm on memory lane, i just might.

Ah yes, let's hear it for a wasted ( In more ways than one) youth.
 
I used to know a bartender by the name of Bodacious Ta-Ta's :D

The stories I could tell and now that I'm on memory lane, i just might.

Ah yes, let's hear it for a wasted ( In more ways than one) youth.

Thanks for the mammaries. ;)
 
I used to know a bartender by the name of Bodacious Ta-Ta's :D

The stories I could tell and now that I'm on memory lane, i just might.

Ah yes, let's hear it for a wasted ( In more ways than one) youth.

And youth is wasted, on the young.
 
:D Let's ramp it up some, and include the male versions us gay writers have find or invent:

....man~mammaries

....pec accents

....bOi~bOObs

....hairy man~milk shakers

....Tommy's tittie~trim

....Larry Lungs & Nathan Nipples

More than happy for any new ideas ya'll can add to the list too! :)
 
:D Let's ramp it up some, and include the male versions us gay writers have find or invent:

....man~mammaries

....pec accents

....bOi~bOObs

....hairy man~milk shakers

....Tommy's tittie~trim

....Larry Lungs & Nathan Nipples

More than happy for any new ideas ya'll can add to the list too! :)

What about plain old Man boobs?

Damn do those things make me shudder. I would shoot myself if I ever got those.
 
Bajungas, boulders, wobbly bits, cans, hooters, nose cones, rack, shelf, lumps and bumps, knockers, melons, landscape, etc.

Let's invent some new ones.:)
 
Bajungas, boulders, wobbly bits, cans, hooters, nose cones, rack, shelf, lumps and bumps, knockers, melons, landscape, etc.

Let's invent some new ones.:)

Damn!

There's a boom I read where a character referred to tits as "Jiggly bits" and now for the life of me I can't think of who it was.
 
Nah!

That's far too 'Plain Jane'....or rather 'Plain Jack' I guess it should be. ;)

But I will admit, that *I* have wedged at least one "man boob(s)" into a story when nothing else quite fit. :D

Okay, so I have to ask. Are man boobs attractive to Gay men?

To me they're a bit appalling because it shows the guy doesn't take care of himself. I would imagine that if a man was attracted to another man he wouldn't find this the best feature either, but I really wouldn't know.
 
Okay, so I have to ask. Are man boobs attractive to Gay men?

To me they're a bit appalling because it shows the guy doesn't take care of himself. I would imagine that if a man was attracted to another man he wouldn't find this the best feature either, but I really wouldn't know.

Sometimes I've seen overweight characters who make a bigger deal about their chests, but that was only in a few stories. The men in GM tend to be very fit.

The major exception being the 'dirty old man' fantasy/archtype

The story I read with 'moobs' was actually very unique, and I liked it a lot. It was two very realistic characters, and while they were not physically attractive (both being overweight, and one being older and hairy) you really got a feel for them. The sex scenes were still sexy. It was kind of nice seeing characters other then 'rack-thin delicate twink/stand-in for girl' and 'adonis without a gram of fat' and 'insanely muscular well endowed (insert ethnicity here)'
 
Sometimes I've seen overweight characters who make a bigger deal about their chests, but that was only in a few stories. The men in GM tend to be very fit.

The major exception being the 'dirty old man' fantasy/archtype

The story I read with 'moobs' was actually very unique, and I liked it a lot. It was two very realistic characters, and while they were not physically attractive (both being overweight, and one being older and hairy) you really got a feel for them. The sex scenes were still sexy. It was kind of nice seeing characters other then 'rack-thin delicate twink/stand-in for girl' and 'adonis without a gram of fat' and 'insanely muscular well endowed (insert ethnicity here)'

That applies to all categories and the better stories in all of them.
 
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