WOOHOO! I won the British Lottery!

[Wildcard Ky]

At least that's what some guy is telling me in e-mail

I've always been impressed with British hospitality, but this is too much. I didn't even enter and they want to give me 500,000 pounds.

First all of those African princesses were wanting to give me money, now the Brits do to. I must have a hell of an international reputation.

I think I'll send a reply to the gent asking what I need to do to claim my money

 

[Just-Legal]

ROFL

Go on, I want to hear what they say

 

[Wildcard Ky]

E-mail sent.

 

[R. Richard]

At least that's what some guy is telling me in e-mail

I've always been impressed with British hospitality, but this is too much. I didn't even enter and they want to give me 500,000 pounds.

First all of those African princesses were wanting to give me money, now the Brits do to. I must have a hell of an international reputation.

I think I'll send a reply to the gent asking what I need to do to claim my money

I could have saved you the trouble. The return e-mail will say: SEND MONEY.

 

[Liar]

First all of those African princesses were wanting to give me money,

You got princesses throwing money at you? All I got was some kind of weird ex-dictators.

 

[zeb1094]

I can tell you exactly what they want...

They are going to send you a cashiers check for 505,000 dollars and all you have to do is send them a wire transfer for 5,000 dollars back to them. Of course the cashiers check is no good.

Or

They need just 52.95 for processing and they'll send you a check.

BWHAHAHA!

 

[Halo_n_horns]

At least that's what some guy is telling me in e-mail

I've always been impressed with British hospitality, but this is too much. I didn't even enter and they want to give me 500,000 pounds.

First all of those African princesses were wanting to give me money, now the Brits do to. I must have a hell of an international reputation.

I think I'll send a reply to the gent asking what I need to do to claim my money

Those people confuse me. I told them that all they had to do was deposit the money in $10,000 incriments via my Pay Pal account, and they just kept telling me that they needed ALL of my personal information for the to varify who I was.

If I told them once I told them 350,000,000 times that Pay Pal was secure and it would keep things simple because they would have a varifiable receipt of every transaction.

We had that discussion for nearly ten weeks. I haven't gotten a reply from them since three weeks ago. Y'think I made them upset?

 

[Lisa Denton]

But .................................................. what if you really really won umpteen bizillagizillion dollars?





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[moonwolf69]

I wish the spam people would try to come up with something original. Really, you want my money, put some effort into it! A foreign official of some sort has left me money more times than I can remember. I have won numerous lotteries that I never entered. And my friends in Christ seeking my assistance in transferring millions of dollars into the U.S. have resurrected their story enough times to make it seem far less than miraculous. Please, come up with something original. Perhaps a new drug is being developed that will make my wife horny as hell on command, and they just need a bit more money to finish the research. Maybe a new animal has been discovered and they want to name it after me, but they just need me to send in the registration money first. Or perhaps they are looking to put together money for a poor soul that only has a 1.5 inch dick, is unpopular with the ladies, and needs the money sent to his African village so he can fly to the U.S. for enhancement surgery.

 

[NoJo]

But .................................................. what if you really really won umpteen bizillagizillion dollars?





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