WOO HOO!!! YEAH!!!

[Patryn]

Hehe...you all were right. Dinner with the snake handler is scheduled for Saturday.

Here's the deal. Finally got up enough chutzpah to talk to him today, for about a half hour before I took my lunch break. And the thoughts was thinking at the time had NO place in a Catholic college, yeah, I know...I'm an atheist, but they have a great CSI program, and remember my friend the priest? *evil grin*, but anyway, I was about to leave on lunch and just happened to wince, summon up every inch of courage I could muster, and asked if he wanted to join me. My heart sank when he said, "Sorry, can't...have to stay and grade these papers," but that was immediately followed by, "how about this weekend? Saturday, maybe?"

*dances around*

Now, ohmygodwhatdoiwearandwerearewegoingtogo?

 

[CreamyLady]

YESSSSSS!!!!! Good luck!!!!

Something mildly demure, mildly ladylike, lots sexy and as far from maintenance coveralls as you can manage.

 

[Wizard]

good for you...Now you have to keep us posted on Sunday........

 

[Patryn]

Will do Wizzie, to a point. A lady never tells.

Creamy, I got lucky...since I'm work study I can wear what I want, so long as it's practical. Today was a black polo and a pair of jeans. No coveralls.

 

[KillerMuffin]

WHOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO GO PATRYN GO PATRYN GO PATRYN

I shall sing a song in honor of this special occasion, perhaps a little subliminal suggestion implanted deep within it, not noticeable mind you, perhaps you could sing it to him?

*Ahem*

"Let's get butt naked and fuck
(What the hell ya'll wanna do)
I said lets get butt naked and fuck
Forget the party lets have a orgy
We don't h---MMMMPHPHPHHPHPPH"

KillerMuffin slinks off, having gotten the point, duct tape really wasn't needed.

 

[CreamyLady]

Good point. Definitely something slinkier than jeans, though.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Right so what pickup line did you use? It seems mine will never work unfortunately so please....

And congratulations, Patryn

Da chef

 

[Cheyenne]

 

[Aranian]

Right so what pickup line did you use? It seems mine will never work unfortunately so please....
Da chef

Hey, chef's right. We got the start and the finish but the meat of the encounter is missing. Lets hear some dialogue. I need to learn how these things are supposed to work.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Patryn,

I know that you and I do not see eye to eye and never ever do we agree on anything. But i wash you congradulations and good luck.

 

[Patryn]

Um, no pickup line, really, Chef. Unless you want to count, "I'm going to go grab a bite, wanna come?" Unless it was the "wanna come" part he heard.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I knew guys liked that... but do girl's?


Hey patryn... wanna come?

Da chef

 

[Patryn]

I'll let you know Sunday morning...or I suppose we could just do a warm up.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

The say practice makes perfect but I would just rather a girl that came instead of practicing...


Really hope it goes well

Da chef

 

[Whispersecret]

I'm so happy for you! I'm getting a vicarious thrill through your success! Good luck on the date. Don't order anything with garlic or onions.

 

[Samuari]

I'll let you know Sunday morning...or I suppose we could just do a warm up.

Just keep him warm, and how do you KNOW that he handels a snake? Wishfull thinking? Good Luck, Kid! BTW Catholic schools have allways been hot beds of sexual expermentaion. For thirty years that I know my self!

 

[Laurel]

Patryn, I've found the perfect accessory for your Saturday Night outfit.

http://foxnews.com/etcetera/fashion_file/090800_fashionfile.sml

 

[Patryn]

Samuari, I've seen him handle his snake with my own two eyes...a 15 footer no less.

And Laurel, dear, um...I don't own a thong. Now I gotta go out and buy one of those too?

 

[Merelan]

Wow, now I have to accessorize my thong too? Uggh. I will never get out of the house.
Hmmm.
Maybe I can borrow some of Barbies?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Just go for the pantyless look its alot easier!!

 

[Merelan]

But I cannot hand my man a "surprise" in the middle of a show or concert then. It is my way of letting them know I am bored and would like to leave as I have other things on my mind.

 

[Boo]

Woo Hoo Patryn......

Way to go girl. I hope you have an enjoyable time tonight....and coodles to you for the courage to approach reptile man. (Herpitology involves all reptiles not just snakes right? Been way to long since I was in college). I'll be looking forward to seeing how it turns out for you. Much luck,

Boo

 

[Cheyenne]

Well??????? Report is due! Enquiring minds want to know how it went!

 

[KillerMuffin]

C'mon Patryn, you gotta tell us how it went!!!!! While all the libidinous details would be fantastic, at least tell us SOMETHING!!!

 

[Samuari]

Come on Gril, we know you're out there! What happened? Is he really Bobtoad? Did Whizzy show up and pee in the pool? Did you buy the wrong size thong and it wouldn't stay up?