Wonderland (closed)

[silvertongue217]

Let me tell you about wonderland

He appeared in the middle of the darkness with a single spot light shining down on him. He was both a handsome man and a plain man as if his features couldn’t decide which was which at any time. While his features were plain however his clothes were not and spoke of a classic opulence that seemed befitting of him. He wore a black and red suit and a matching top hat along with a petticoat that reached down to his feet.

“wonderland” He said speaking the name as if he was drawing in a deep breath he paused for dramatic effect looking into the depths as if he was making sure every one was interested before continuing.

“Is a place of wonders” He said flatly before bursting into laughter

“Yall thought I was going to say some thing ground breaking didn’t you” He said wiggling his fingers as if to scold them “well its in the name aint it Wonderland… sure as heck isn’t boredom land those guys suck!”

“Of course a lot of people see wonderland as this delightfully happy kids place and place to frolic and get be felled by Queens” Hatter said “little do they know what wonderland really is”

“Oh what is it you say?” Hatter said answering some imaginary person “why wonderland is a drug” He said pulling a vial of pills out of his hand and shaking them “a magical little drug that does very… evocative things”

“Of course there’s more to that magical details im sure none of you are interested in” He said shaking his head and waving it off with a short cut “but the real gem is this little gateway pill take it and your guaranteed to have a… stimulatingly good time” He said snorting once more as if every one was the butt of some hidden joke.

“I’d love to say more but I think you should all watch to see” Hatter said tipping his hat and turning on his heel “I do believe it is time for us to enter” He told them as a steady knocking began to fill the room.

He reached up grabbing a hold of a ladder where no ladder should be and pulling it down to create a spiral staircase. He walked up it and disappeared just as a great white light burst into the room.

He entered his club the rabbit hole bowing at the applause he got.

"Thank you thank you!" He said taking off his top hat and giving it a sweep "It is my delight to see so many people falling down the rabbit hole! Please drink your fill and enjoy your self as me and my white rabbits take care of you"

They came out smiling wearing scantily clad outfits. They were every man and woman's dream made to ensnare and trap right from under the husbands (and wives) nose! Hatter watched them for a minute before he stepped off of the stage a delightful smirk on his face.

 

[HottieKatie]

Alice in Wonderland

It was Alice’s eighteenth birthday, and she couldn’t be happier. At last she would be a grown up. At last she would have a choice. At last she would be whoever she wanted to be.

She had been born in a very protective and frightened family. Her parents had never left her out of their sight or their guards. She had been taught at an only-girls boarding school. Alice had never had a second for herself. Right until today. Today she knew she would be free. She would explore the world, take her own decisions and be the woman she had always dreamed about being.

So, when her parents opened the gates of the garden and let her stroll around for a while after lunch, she left the premises and didn’t look back. She didn’t know where to go or what to do, she only knew that a great adventure was lying ahead of her, she could feel it inside her. A passion for discovery and exploration started growing inside her a long ago, but today she knew it would finally come to her.

Alice looked around her waiting for a sign from the universe, and she quickly found it. A white rabbit, staring at her. And when their eyes met, it winked at her and started running away. Alice knew it, she had to follow the rabbit. She ran, and ran, it seemed like hours, the rabbit didn’t stop. Until it suddenly disappeared and Alice was left alone in the middle of nowhere.

“What the…” she looked around in bewilderment and realized she was surrounded by darkness, she couldn’t see a thing. And then a dazzling hole opened beneath her feet and she started falling.

And her longed-for adventure began.

 

[silvertongue217]

"Any second now" Hatter murmured pulling out his pocket watch and watching as the dials span madly around the numbers. They span for a few more minutes before they suddenly stopped and a large hole opened up directly across from him.

"Your late" he murmured to the rabbit sending it off to transform before he kicked a plush rolling chair over the hole. Seconds later our young alice fell out spat out and into the chair as it bobbed erratically.

"Welcome welcome!" Hatter said grabbing her chair to keep her from rolling across the plush carpet "welcome to wonderland place of delights and pleasures unseen and heard of before! You must be Alice we have been waiting for you your very late you know" He said tapping his pocket watch before tucking it back into his vest.