Womens Favoriote Positions

[Guest]

I was wondering what your favourite position is.

 

[Lovely Latina]

On what?

 

[MADDOG]

LOL@LL!

MADDOG

 

[Cheyenne]

Vice President

 

[Lajo]

Seated. Unless I have been seated for a long time, in which case, standing. Though, lying down can be good too.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Here and now?

 

[Softly]

If I am with a man for the first time, I want to be on my back, so that I can savor the foreplay.
If I have been with him before and in the mood for more action and/or deeper penatration, I like "doggy," style on my hands and knees.

 

[Gingersnap]

" CEO of MicroSoft"

 

[SimplySouthern]

my favorite position? depends on the time of day

8 am - propped in the shower head on the wall catching another 5 minutes sleep
11 am - kicked back in my chair; feet on the desk
1pm - relaxing over a wonderful lunch
4pm - kicked back feet on the desk again (what a job I have)
8 pm - standing tall in the heels...whip in hand!
11pm - sleeping like a baby....satisifed for now

 

[SimplySouthern]

HAVOCMAN ~ how bout the land of Dorothy, Toto and Twisters??? LOL

I'll bring the whip...you bring the "ive been bad" attitude!

~Southern~

 

[Havocman]

Damn Southern...where you gonna be at 8 tonight??? LOL

Now positions...never had the arm for Third, or the range to my left for Short, played alot of Left Field and Second, and of those two I'd have to say Second was my favorite position....okay Lasher, no pivot-man jokes...

Havoc

[This message has been edited by Havocman (edited 05-31-2000).]

 

[Havocman]

Oh Southern....girl I am so there...hehehe

How's this for a bad attitude: You aren't woman enough to whip me *sticking out tongue* nyah nyah nyah

Havoc

 

[SimplySouthern]

Havoc~

At the risk of turning this into something a little perverted...don't be sticking that thing out unless you intend to use it and use it well! And furthermore, Mr. BadBoy, come right on over here and let me show you how a bad little boy takes his punishment like a man. *cracks her whip*

~Southern~

 

[Havocman]

Southern...hon, trust me, I never stick it out unless I intend to use it...hehehe...and as for using it well....hmmmmmmm.....well I did type this reply with it, and besides, didn't you see how long I can hold my breath over at the house warming... nyah nyah nyah

*jumping at the crack of the whip* eeek!!! Wanna whip me, gotta catch me....*sticking tongue out again and running *

Havoc

 

[Guest]

Hey!!! All my favorite general board smart asses are over here! Why didn't ya'll let me in on your lil' secret over here?

Fave position, huh? Well, let's see... I'm pro choice, independent as far as U.S. political parties go, I like being the leader of the pack, always like being in the front of the line... hmm, what else? Oh yeah! Sexual positions! love doggy style, being on top, spoons, me on my back and my man on his side, on my back bound and gagged, on my back w/ my legs up on my man's shoulders, straddling my legs around my man's waist in water... Hell, let's face it. I love sex in ALL positions! LoL

 

[SimplySouthern]

*running after Havoc and performing my best "I've been watching football" tackle on him*

Now that I've got you, whatever am I gonna do with you?

~Southern~

 

[Havocman]

*Uuummmphh* Hey now, no fair tackling...hmmmm, what to do, what to do...well while you decide let me just wiggle this at you again nyah nyah nyah

Or....maybe you prefer this instead...*turning butt your direction and wiggling it* You good enough with that whip to hit a moving target? *arching eyebrows suggestively*

Havoc

(aside: damn folks, I think I'm turning into a cyber slut )

 

[SimplySouthern]

Ever seen one of those Indiana Jones movies where he cracks his whip and it wraps around the persons arm and jerks them back to him?

OK, me neither, but that sure would be cool, wouldn't it?

Furthermore, after careful consideration of the situation, I refuse to chase a man. My daddy taught me better than that. I shall rely on my charm and gentle nature to persuade men to do as I want them to. If that doesn't work...I go to more devious plans like the plaid skirts and the knee socks!

~Southern~

 

[MADDOG]

SimplySouthern, that those plaid skirts and knee highs would certainly work for me! (I think. Just to be sure, why don't you put them on now and give us a demo?)

MADDOG

 

[SimplySouthern]

*giving Maddog a free show* oh wait...it was skirts and kneehighs you wanted...oops!

*Wink*
~Southern~

 

[MADDOG]

Mmmmmmmmmmm....

MADDOG

 

[SimplySouthern]

MD~

I believe the adjective you are looking for here is YUMMY!

~Southern~

 

[Havocman]

Hey there Southern girl, I turn my back for a second to give you a free shot at me with that whip...and you start flashing folks???

Hmmmmmm...well let me just say that knee socks or thigh highs and a plaid skirt always grab my attention quicker than heels and a cracking whip. Had you come around like that in the first place, you wouldn't have had to chase me *wink*, you'd have had to use that whip to keep me back...hehehe...come here girl...

*turning around and chasing Southern now* Yummy Yummy Yum Yum

Havoc

 

[SimplySouthern]

Havoc~

Just what makes you so sure I would run?? OK...I suppose I should play hard to get. I'll run a little and OOPS.. accidentally trip and fall. Clumsy clumsy me. Well, I guess you've caught me now. Woe is me.

~Southern~