Women

[smoothg103rd]

I swear I'm dammed if I do and dammed if I don't, with my mother. She called me before school and asked me can I put some water in her boiler for her,while she is at work. I said ok no problem. Knowing if I didn't I wouldn't have heard the last of it, "you never want to do shit for me ". I didn't want to hear it, so I did it. She just called me complaining about it being too hot. "You never do shit right". Lol. What do you want from me lady? You the one that choose to deal with that project heat. You asked me to do you a favor and I did it. If someone else would've did it,it would've been just as hot. So why curse me out like it's my fault? If I didn't do it I would've got cursed out, I did it and still got cursed out.

#Women

 

[jezzilee]

Grin and take it... don't forget to tell your momma you love her!

 

[Aella_]

Finally a dude who realizes that their idols can be bitches, too.
Good on ya, Smooth.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Grin and take it... don't forget to tell your momma you love her!

I always do. Even though we argue more than a little bit. But I love and respect my mother too much for her to affect me in any kind of way.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Finally a dude who realizes that their idols can be bitches, too.
Good on ya, Smooth.

I don't give a fuck what my mother do. Or what she says. In my eyes she would never be a bitch,and I'm not going to allow anyone else to call her one either.

Slip on a bar of soap on your way out the shower,Aella.

 

[Aella_]

I don't give a fuck what my mother do. Or what she says. In my eyes she would never be a bitch,and I'm not going to allow anyone else to call her one either.

Slip on a bar of soap on your way out the shower,Aella.

Just kidding and partially venting/reflecting on my own past experiences, Smooth.
Your mum seems genuinely nice, but there are some craaazy dude-moms out there.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Just kidding and partially venting/reflecting on my own past experiences, Smooth.
Your mum seems genuinely nice, but there are some craaazy dude-moms out there.

My mother is my heart.

 

[butters]

I swear I'm dammed if I do and dammed if I don't, with my mother. She called me before school and asked me can I put some water in her boiler for her,while she is at work. I said ok no problem. Knowing if I didn't I wouldn't have heard the last of it, "you never want to do shit for me ". I didn't want to hear it, so I did it. She just called me complaining about it being too hot. "You never do shit right". Lol. What do you want from me lady? You the one that choose to deal with that project heat. You asked me to do you a favor and I did it. If someone else would've did it,it would've been just as hot. So why curse me out like it's my fault? If I didn't do it I would've got cursed out, I did it and still got cursed out.

#Women

no, not ''women'', just your mother being rude. you should have told her exactly what you just said above. tell her you love her, but don't accept that kind of crap. people can only treat you as bad as you let them. she might respect a little maturity from you.

 

[Noor]

I am just learning about boilers, and I have hot water radiators.
With my current system the amount of heat seems to be a combo of water amount which causes the pressure to go up, air in the system and where each radiator valve is set.
My valves are frozen in their positions so I only have the two other variables.

 

[smoothg103rd]

no, not ''women'', just your mother being rude. you should have told her exactly what you just said above. tell her you love her, but don't accept that kind of crap. people can only treat you as bad as you let them. she might respect a little maturity from you.

You don't know my mother. I don't see it as being rude.

And most women are like that. Tell you to leave, and get mad when you leave.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I am just learning about boilers, and I have hot water radiators.
With my current system the amount of heat seems to be a combo of water amount which causes the pressure to go up, air in the system and where each radiator valve is set.
My valves are frozen in their positions so I only have the two other variables.

I don't know much about it either. I just put water in it and that's it.

 

[Emerson40]

I don't know much about it either. I just put water in it and that's it.

Schmoopsie's boiler knowledge = Schmoopsie's women knowledge

 

[Queersetti]

I swear I'm dammed if I do and dammed if I don't, with my mother. She called me before school and asked me can I put some water in her boiler for her,while she is at work. I said ok no problem. Knowing if I didn't I wouldn't have heard the last of it, "you never want to do shit for me ". I didn't want to hear it, so I did it. She just called me complaining about it being too hot. "You never do shit right". Lol. What do you want from me lady? You the one that choose to deal with that project heat. You asked me to do you a favor and I did it. If someone else would've did it,it would've been just as hot. So why curse me out like it's my fault? If I didn't do it I would've got cursed out, I did it and still got cursed out.

#Women

You should have an Italian mother. She'd have told you "Oh no, the waters fine, if it's too cold and I catch a chill and die at least I'll be in heaven with Jesus and the blessed mother".

 

[smoothg103rd]

You should have an Italian mother. She'd have told you "Oh no, the waters fine, if it's too cold and I catch a chill and die at least I'll be in heaven with Jesus and the blessed mother".

A black mother will say, "if I die, I swear to God imma kill you".

 

[Noor]

You should have an Italian mother. She'd have told you "Oh no, the waters fine, if it's too cold and I catch a chill and die at least I'll be in heaven with Jesus and the blessed mother".

or a Jewish mother, "No son, it's fine, I'll just sit here by myself and freeze to death"

 

[Smoottg103]

Just kidding and partially venting/reflecting on my own past experiences, Smooth.
Your mum seems genuinely nice, but there are some craaazy dude-moms out there.

Whatchoo no about his momma cept fo what he jus wrote foo? You got chutney on the brain, curry lips?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Whatchoo no about his momma cept fo what he jus wrote foo? You got chutney on the brain, curry lips?

Another one? Wtf?

 

[pensivepoet]

Another one? Wtf?

Yeah, no shit.
As if there wasn't enough crap floating around.

 

[lemonbread]

My mother is legally blind. She can see some, but not well. She has one blown retina which makes that eye's vision distorted, and in the other eye there is a large black spot in the center of her vision. The other day she asked me to help her put a segment in her dining room table, because she couldn't get it to fit. I looked at it and told her it was upside down. She got upset with me because she felt like I was criticizing her! All I was trying to do was help by telling her what was wrong!

 

[Bookishleigh]

You don't know my mother. I don't see it as being rude.

And most women are like that. Tell you to leave, and get mad when you leave.

Shut up!!!



Why aren't you talking to me?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Shut up!!!



Why aren't you talking to me?

You want something while I'm in there? "No"

"Can I have some of your juice?"

That shit right there pissing me off.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Did you smack that bitch up, yo?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Did you smack that bitch up, yo?

I don't hit women, stickman.

I'm the best of both worlds. I'm a gangsta and a gentleman.

 

[MsSmoothG]

I don't hit women, stickman.

I'm the best of both worlds. I'm a gangsta and a gentleman.

He think he a catch! Lmfao

 

[smoothg103rd]

He think he a catch! Lmfao

I am a catch. If the woman can look pass my imperfection and break through this heartless heart of mines.