Women unusual masturbation objects

kevin8r

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What is the most unusual object you used to get off, and was it a one time thing or multiple times?
 
My ex wife used a long neck beer bottle, a wine bottle, a cucumber, various types of squash, and a hair brush.

She used them more for my arousal than hers, but seeing me excited made her feel excited.
 
sharpie - not the end you write with of course, the other end is nice and rounded. my mom used to complain she could never find the large one for some reason ;) yes it was many, many times lol

others
ice cube - suck on it first to take off the sharp edges.
electric toothbrush
tried a shampoo bottle once and it still had shampoo on it. thought maybe it would work as lube but it kinda burned instead and i had to wash it all off
 
hey mrron, thanks for the welcome, so sweet of you!

totally agree about the thickness of a sharpie, the first few times i did use one of the regular size ones. it was fun but i didnt really know at that point what a realistic size would be, when i did experiment with the thicker size the difference was shocking and i stopped slutting around with other office supplies, knew i'd found what i needed.

here's his online dating profile, looks like that manwhore is still running around breaking hearts:
http://www.staples.com/Sharpie-Magnum-Permanent-Marker-Jumbo-Chisel-Point-Red-Each/product_387598
 
I suppose that's why they call it the "Magnum". One of the reviewers named Mary P. even titled her review "Great Experience".
 
I had no idea what a sharpie was (until just now!) but someone suggested I use it/try it for my first anal experience. After seeing that pic ... umm no thanks! :eek:
 
Well you do call yourself Miss Cautious, so I guess that's understandable. Having said that though, don't let Mr Magnum's girth scare you away from the whole sharpie family. Many of his brothers are of a much sleeker build.


One must always be cautious :)
Mr Magnum ain't going anywhere near me! Perhaps if his brother is Mr Slim or Mr Fine I'd maybe reconsider
 
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