Women only: The Doctor's office

[MissTaken]

Okay, so I have an appt tomorrow. I dread it. I hate the stirrups and the used gowns. I hate the smells of a doctor's office and I hate using part of a work day to be there.

I especially hate it when that cute little nurse practicioner gives me her cheesy, vacant smile of pseudo compassion while holding the speculum in her hand. She is soooo concerned she might hurt me.

What if I jumped up off the table and said, "Bend over, Babe. I will show you how to really get some ouch factor with that thing!"





Ain't it just wonderful being a woman?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Heh try a vaginal sonogram every two months....they make you insert it yourself while they watch!

 

[MissTaken]

Heh try a vaginal sonogram every two months....they make you insert it yourself while they watch!

Just had one a few weeks ago.

I had the tech do it for me.

Heh.



(Damn that thing looked like it was two feet long!:O)

 

[Kajira Callista]

Just had one a few weeks ago.

I had the tech do it for me.

Heh.



(Damn that thing looked like it was two feet long!:O)

lol

 

[cellis]

*sitting in the corner of the office... waiting for the MsT show....*

 

[Kajira Callista]

anddddd...they have a speculum warmer now so they put thier hands in the freezer before they come in the room now instead

 

[Vixandra]

Used to work as a Dr's assistant (close enough) and had to chaparone paps.
Nothing sadder then seeing a very tall, very wide woman complain upon seeing the speculum and demanding we use a child's one.

Hate having mind done too. Least I don't know all the docs down there now.

 

[MissTaken]

*sitting in the corner of the office... waiting for the MsT show....*

You would, you evil woman!

 

[MissTaken]

anddddd...they have a speculum warmer now so they put thier hands in the freezer before they come in the room now instead

Well, it is a good thing I like ice!

 

[WriterDom]

Why is this women only? I like playing doctor.

Giving free pap smears this week.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Why is this women only? I like playing doctor.

Giving free pap smears this week.

are your hands cold?

 

[ownedsubgal]

i actually love going to the doctor, if my doctor happens to be a male. i am just not comfortable with another female exploring, touching, and analyzing my girlie parts. but with a man it just feels natural and comforting. my current gynecologist is a huge hulk of a man...about 6'5", close to 300 lbs, muscle bound and bald with a fire-red beard. i could easily envision him atop a harley. what scared me at first about him was the size of his hands...monstrous...but somehow he makes them shrink down a bit before um "entering" me. something about the physical and emotional comfort only a man in a position of power or authority (like a doctor) can provide....just puts me right at ease. but gosh i wish they would do away with those nosey, pesky female nurses, standing around watching the doctor's every move. now THAT is no fun.

 

[NemoAlia]

oooh... I had a vaginal sonogram not too long ago. The tech inserted it for me. I didn't care for her theory of "just push hard and eventually it will find out how to get in" at all.

 

[Nackereia]

I hate doctor's appointments. I have huge issues with being naked in front of people (or even undressing in front of them) and I honestly don't like being touched by people I don't see/talk to on a day to day basis. Hence why I haven't taken off my underwear for the doctor since I was 12 :/ I just don't trust them, I don't care who they are. I probably have read too many doctor having sex with their patient stories

 

[WriterDom]

are your hands cold?

They can be if you like.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

When I know I'm having that kind of appointment, I begin to get all worked up and nervous, and hand-wringing the day before. That whole day will be a waste to me, and I will actually take the entire day off of work because I'm useless to do anything focused. I am lucky that He takes the time to go with me, and waits for me in the waiting room, to take me to lunch, or something, but god, I just hate it.

He doesn't understand what is so bad about it.. He brings up the argument that I enjoy toys, I enjoy cock, I enjoy veggies, etc, up there.. what is not to enjoy here? Answering those questions are my most unsubmissive moments. I get snotty and attitude-ful. He just doesn't understand.. He doesn't ever have to have something so invasive.. He doesn't understand how the speculum HURTS me. It really does. I don't know what it is, but my doc refuses to use any lube whatsoever, even though I'm nervous, and so he just pushes it in, cranks it open... god, I just.. I hate it. I hate experiencing that.. it hurts, it's foreign, and it's someone that, while I trust him with my health, I would rather not share my sexuality with... so this kind of appointment is.. difficult.. because he's looking after my sexual health.


*grumble*

But like I said, Sir is always there in the waiting room for me, and He always treats me to some kind of care afterward... one of the many things I love about Him... because while He doesn't understand why it's so horrible, He does understand that it hurts and upsets me.. and that's all that matters to Him.. so He takes care of me.

 

[NemoAlia]

I don't know what it is, but my doc refuses to use any lube whatsoever, even though I'm nervous, and so he just pushes it in, cranks it open...

!!!

In your shoes, I'd switch doctors so fast. Lord, at least they oughta try to make it bearable.

 

[BlueSugar]

anyone get their socks complimented?

happens to me even if they're just white ankle socks ... my doc is a weirdo.

I remember my first visit ::sigh:: It took my mother a week to realize i kept canceling the appointments. An hour to get me in the car, a half hour to get me in the office ... and then I hid in the bathroom for a half hour after grabbing a mirror and yelling,

"tell me what to look for, and I'll make sure its there!"

... now I just grit my teeth and make a joke about everything being cold so they make a point to warm things infront of me.

 

[ownedsubgal]

anyone get their socks complimented?

happens to me even if they're just white ankle socks ... my doc is a weirdo.

I remember my first visit ::sigh:: It took my mother a week to realize i kept canceling the appointments. An hour to get me in the car, a half hour to get me in the office ... and then I hid in the bathroom for a half hour after grabbing a mirror and yelling,

"tell me what to look for, and I'll make sure its there!"

... now I just grit my teeth and make a joke about everything being cold so they make a point to warm things infront of me.

lol, it's so funny you mentioned that, because my gyn is ALWAYS complimenting me on my socks. i do wear different kinds of socks i guess...lots of busy patterns like argyle or polka dots, sometimes with cartoon characters or cute slogans printed on them. i suppose doctors focus on your wardrobe to help put you at ease. works for me.

 

[A's Sweet Baby]

i actually love going to the doctor, if my doctor happens to be a male. i am just not comfortable with another female exploring, touching, and analyzing my girlie parts. but with a man it just feels natural and comforting. my current gynecologist is a huge hulk of a man...about 6'5", close to 300 lbs, muscle bound and bald with a fire-red beard. i could easily envision him atop a harley. what scared me at first about him was the size of his hands...monstrous...but somehow he makes them shrink down a bit before um "entering" me. something about the physical and emotional comfort only a man in a position of power or authority (like a doctor) can provide....just puts me right at ease. but gosh i wish they would do away with those nosey, pesky female nurses, standing around watching the doctor's every move. now THAT is no fun.

Well OSG, not sure i'd say that i "love" going to the doctor, but like you i am much more comfortable with a male doctor than a female doctor. And LOL about the pesky female nurses .... and don't you love the innane conversations they start? As if discussing the beautiful weather is going to distract everyone from the fact that you are spread out on that table with your feet up in the stirrups

 

[Kajira Callista]

something happens after child birth...a gyno visit aint nuthin compared to having a baby...hands stuck in places they shouldnt be stuck in front of your husband who is growling as he watches....the water breaking thingy...fingers opening your cervix. getting cut or even worse tearing on that last push, stitches......

Yeah ill take my regular gyno appointment cold hands and all over all that anyday

 

[NemoAlia]

Hence why I haven't taken off my underwear for the doctor since I was 12 :/

(saying what you probably already know) Hey, you should go to the doctor! And soon! Get over your fear now while you're probably healthy, so that later you can lower your risks for serious illness by being willing to get things checked out asap.

 

[landcruisergal]

Scariest gynae experiance I had was when I had to go back to my gynaecologist to have a post insertion of an iud check up. He had to trim the thread and having him insert a sharp pair of scissors up my vault....."hold very still" he said. No shit sherlock!

Oh and those pesky nurses? They usually have to be present during a gynae exam, for ethico legal reasons. It prevents a doctor from acting inappropriately and a client from accusing a doctor of sexual misconduct. And historically both were common. I know a gynae trainee who was jumped on by a patient.Poor boy was scared out of his wits, lol.It simply keeps all the bastards honest.
And if you are simply terrified ( youngens/oldies/cultural differences/past bad experiances) a 3rd party can reduce the anxiety.

 

[landcruisergal]

(saying what you probably already know) Hey, you should go to the doctor! And soon! Get over your fear now while you're probably healthy, so that later you can lower your risks for serious illness by being willing to get things checked out asap.

Hear! hear!!5 minutes of embarrassment/discomfort is way better than having a simply treatable disorder turn into a death sentence.( and it is painful, messy, smelly and altogether nasty which isnt the way I want to check out )

 

[OregonGal]

something happens after child birth...<snip>
Yeah ill take my regular gyno appointment cold hands and all over all that anyday

hear hear! My first, i tried to 'go natural' and let me tell you, after that, it aint nuthin'. You learn how to psych yourself out and only respond when they ask "any tenderness here?" and how to relax the 'important' muscles at just the right moment. Of course staring at the cutsie posters my doc has pinned to the ceiling helps too, like one of a tree frog almost falling off a limb and the phrase 'hang in there' (my fav)