Women of Lit AUCTION

[lavender]

 

[Todd]

Pyper for 25 points

 

[R Nitelight]

I bid nothing.
I also deed my Lit points to the next poster.

 

[lavender]

 

[WriterDom]

woohoo... but you can't do that now..

 

[WriterDom]

liberals love to change the rules in the middle of the game

 

[R Nitelight]

They're mine.
I can do whatever I want with them.
I officially award my Lit points to lavender.

 

[Dillinger]

She didn't change the rules in the middle of the game - she announced the change before this 2nd auction started.

And... my opinion - its a good one. To easy to log in with multiple identities and deed yourself extra points.

 

[WriterDom]

They're mine.
I can do whatever I want with them.
I officially award my Lit points to lavender.

I agree. If she doesn't want them, well, I was the second poster.

 

[WriterDom]

She didn't change the rules in the middle of the game - she announced the change before this 2nd auction started.

And... my opinion - its a good one. To easy to log in with multiple identities and deed yourself extra points.

if there are two auctions then between the first and the second is the middle.

 

[lavender]

 

[WriterDom]

Ok fine, WriterDom can have the points. Damn, I'm such a sucker for these things.

WD you have to spout off one liberal rant to be worthy of these points though.

We exist on the planet by the grace of Mother Earth. We should listen to her heartbeat with our ear to the ground and know she feels the angry pierce of each drill, and the sting of each bomb. The key to our survival is creating earth friendly energy sources while decreasing our wasteful ways.

 

[R Nitelight]

My points.
My call.
Points to lavender.

 

[Starfish]

Look People...

This is the female auction thread, not your personal arugement thread...... Take it outside, so we can conduct business.....

as for that pic that didn't show....










Lav, don't worry. I am on it.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I Want Them All!

So I'll Bid On Them All

25 points fer Pyper!

25 Points Fer KillerMuffin!

AND

25 Points Fer GR!

Gr. Your Picture Is Most Appealing How Can I Have One Of Them Little Trees Shipped To Me?

 

[Problem Child]

50 for Muffie, and a bale of alfalfa.

I'm in the mood to swath, windrow and bale.

 

[Starfish]

Up for bid is.....


Lavender

This hottie isn't just sexy, vivacious and tart.....

She has magic fingers that she can play a minuet of lust over your back with, while reciting a speech about the nesscessity of Global communalization and Cooperative World market function.

Sex with lavender is like getting a 4 year scholarship to Oxford, Stanford or Betty Ford.
She'll swoon you with her wit and once that hot lovin starts in, you'll see just how intellegent she is, and how that pussy of hers can even outwit herself.

So if you are in the mood for a good conversation about the options of entry and position change.......

that the India should take if they decide to invade Pakistan in the future, then Lavy is your woman!


Also, if Lavender is too smart for your liking but you just want to fuck her brains out, you can always duck tape her mouth shut, and tie her up with an extension chord. (but chances are if you are opting for this, then you aren't smart enough to have aquired enough points to win her.)

 

[Todd]

26 points on Pyper

50 points on Lavender

 

[Starfish]

Re: I Want Them All!

Gr. Your Picture Is Most Appealing How Can I Have One Of Them Little Trees Shipped To Me?

Are you sure you won't kill it????



Actually, I don't sell these. These are my babies.

I have nursery stock of trees that'll be ready for sale, in about 10 years, just around the time I 'll be wanting to start my own business, because I will be disenchanted with my past employers and such.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

No Way, PC!

65 Points Fer KillerMuffin!

 

[Problem Child]

hands off RNAB.

I'm hookin the plow to the tractor...gonna do a little tillage.

75

 

[Starfish]

50 for Muffie, and a bale of alfalfa.

I'm in the mood to swath, windrow and bale.

Unfortunately, in the rules it states, you cannot buy someone who owns you......

Tough break.
At least you get to be her slave.

 

[Pyper]

75 points for Lavender! (BTW, nice embellishing on my talents, Lavy )

 

[Problem Child]

what rules?

I wanna be master and slave. I'm kind of conflicted that way.

Are you making these rules up as you go along GR?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Kill It!

No Way. I Would Build It's Own Little Greenhouse And Worship It Day & Night!

Just Wondering About The Setting To That Picture...
Is That Some Kinda Ritual Room?