Women of lit a moment of your time please

[Todd]

Would you ever even think of considering this device?

 

[Ambrosious]

Only if she took off the socks. Puh-lease.

 

[KillerMuffin]

She's wearing socks over stockings? Oh yuck.

The machine is a not only no, but fuckin' A I'm a kick someone's ass no.

Ambro, girlfriend! Welcome to Club Pussy. You a NOW member or just a good ol' country girl? Both?

 

[Renegade]

She's being screwed by Inspector Gadget??

 

[Simply Me]

Now lets not be so hasty..

For us women who are single, alone, it has its appeal.. I mean, it can't be as bad as it looks.. can it?



Wonder how much it cost??



But the socks definitely have to go..

 

[cymbidia]

I don't think the bright yellow fingernails really go all that well with that particular shade of blue bedspread. I know color combos are a personal choice issue, and i certainly wouldn't want to cast any aspersions on anyones fondness for said combo, but i think it's ugly.

And you'd never get me into those socks with fishnets, either - ESPECIALLY in a pics situation.

And, lastly, no thinaks on the device-mounted dildo. I prefer the do-it-yourself method. Antiquated, perhaps, but still #1 in terms of All-American favorite indoor personal sports!

 

[sexy-girl]

is that how you do capital punishment for women in US ?

 

[OUTSIDER]

Mmmmm.....looks like a scene from an old colour climax film I saw once called "The Fuckologist", it too had a fucking machine like that in it.

 

[Simply Me]

is that how you do capital punishment for women in US ?

LOL It does look rather barbaric. Have I mentioned that I like barbaric things?

 

[Todd]

It has a 1/2 to 6 inch stroke and 3200 -6400 revolutions/thrusts per minute. I think thats what I read. That is a lot of strokes, I hope the KY lasts at that friction level.

 

[cymbidia]

3200 -6400 revolutions/thrusts per minute?

Ummm.
No thanks.

 

[OUTSIDER]

It has a 1/2 to 6 inch stroke and 3200 -6400 revolutions/thrusts per minute. I think thats what I read. That is a lot of strokes, I hope the KY lasts at that friction level.

You better fucking hope so to or she might burst into flames.

 

[Todd]

Soort he site on the picture says 350 revolution/thrusts per minute, but the newsgroup that it was doenloaded reported the other.

Still want to make sure the lube could hold up at that speed though, that would be rough if ya ewent dry.

 

[MizTabby]

hmmmm

I'm not very adventurous, but that thingum doth arouse my curiosity, guess it might come in handy for a rainy day, but they forgot to attach the balls, very essential for it to be considered a reasonable substitute
http://www.billybear4kids.com/desktop/angel-bear/trailer-clipart/kitten01b.gif

 

[Todd]

Re: hmmmm

I'm not very adventurous, but that thingum doth arouse my curiosity, guess it might come in handy for a rainy day, but they forgot to attach the balls, very essential for it to be considered a reasonable substitute
http://www.billybear4kids.com/desktop/angel-bear/trailer-clipart/kitten01b.gif

The balls are there, they are just barely seen from that above view.

 

[Todd]

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[Todd]

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[Always]

ahh! relief for my carpal tunnel...

 

[Sensua]

I'm sorry...but that gal just looks plain bored. And the attire....shesh! They need to invest in a marketing team....

 

[MizTabby]

great balls'ofire

Why thank you Todd, spectacular view lol, and it ought to come with some sort of gauge that adjusts the speed limit??
a pussy could get run over by that thingum!!!



http://www.billybear4kids.com/desktop/angel-bear/trailer-clipart/kitten01b.gif

 

[Always]

i think it's about the machine.

i like it. i want one. though i'd have to hide it, like under my bed...


where do you put soemthing like that when your parents visit?

 

[cymbidia]

Okay... call me perverted, i don't care, but did anyone else get a warm tingly kinda feeling down low when watching the moving pics of that thing pumping and pumping and pumping and pumping?

 

[OUTSIDER]

I got seasick

 

[*bratcat*]

Outsider?

 

[Thumper]

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I knew I should have taken shop class in school.

They said you do many things there but I never imagined.

The wife wants to know what colors it comes in.