Women in the Work Place??

[Nobody Special]

OK here it is...

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The Brunette, Redhead and Blonde

There are three ladies working in the same office: a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. They begin to notice that each day the boss, who is also a female, leaves work early.

One day they decide that once the boss takes off they are gonna be right behind her. After all she never comes back or calls, so how would she know?

So, they all three leave and the brunette was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before meeting her dinner date. The redhead was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early. The blonde was happy, happy, happy, to be home. But when she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside.

Slowly, quietly, she cracks open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!! Ever so gently she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day at coffee break, the brunette and redhead mentioned leaving early again and asked the blonde if she wanted to go with them.

"NO WAY!!" The blonde exclaimed, "I damn near got caught yesterday!

 

[Jade]

AHHHHH

 

[strawberryfields4ever]

lmao! hey wait ..im blonde..grrrrrr..lol

 

[*bratcat*]

omg...

 

[Beebeeblue]

Well shit...that was funny!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

~sigh~ ~shakeing head~ ~sigh~

 

[BiBabe:)]

I'm blonde, but when a joke's funny, it's funny.

LMAO, that was hillarious.

 

[Haushinka]

hehehe .... hillarious !!
can u get me another joke ?

 

[Diablesse]

ummmh...

it was okay... bwahahhahhahahahhahha

 

[Nobody Special]

hehehe .... hillarious !!
can u get me another joke ?

OK here you go..

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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. But being too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top part. Later, he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends her the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style... it makes your nose look long