Women, Have You Had Your Anal Exam?

[riff]

I am inspecting female assholes today. If you wish to have yours examined, all you need do is bend over or lie on your back with your thighs to your chest and reveal yourselves.

Gentlemen, I do not want to inspect your assholes, though you are advised if you are near forty or over to go get your prostate checked, especially if someone in your family has had prostate cancer.

Butt, back to the ladies. I am inspecting female assholes. Surely some of you need an exam?

 

[Ginny]

Good morning, Dr. Riff.....<smiling as i kneel on your exam table, then lean forward, groaning as i hear the rubber glove snap>...

 

[riff]

Good morning, Dr. Riff.....<smiling as i kneel on your exam table, then lean forward, groaning as i hear the rubber glove snap>...

LOL.... I said asshole. Not rectum, Ginny!

 

[Ginny]

oooohhhhhh mannnnn....<sigh>....well at least get the lil puckers tingling as you inspect them, riff.....and i bet....you poke.....just a lil....

 

[riff]

No, no, Ginny. I just want to see and look. No touching!

 

[dreamer]

The touching is next door, just step right up. Please form an orderly line and take a number

 

[BustyTheClown]

Lol riff, you can be such a nipple...

 

[Ginny]

you canaille thang you.....<laughing>....for that i'd have just mooned ya...<yanking my thong back up>.....good day, Dr. Riff..