Women Dont Act Like Nancy Pelosi

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Almost every LIT story comes with boiler-plate grunts and groans shrieked, cried, screamed, and blabbered by the female characters.

It doesn't jive with my sex experiences. Usually the gal seems to be off somewhere else and quiet until she's close to orgasm or has it. But they almost never make noises like carnival barkers selling MIRACLE PET SEAL. Don't take your dog to the vet! That can cost 100s! Fill your dogs bowwowels with MIRACLE PET SEAL! Women don't make incoherent noises like Nancy Pelosi (I almost wrote Nanny Pelosi) selling Queen For A Day teeshirts to metrosexual college boys.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

Remind me never to date your leftovers Jimmy. I have never had a gal be silent. Not every one of them has left bloody claw marks down my back, but I've never had to check them for a pulse. My ex used to complain about having sex with the kids around because she couldn't stay quiet enough.
I was laughing my ass of at the Nancy Pelosi comment though. She and Diane Frankenstein could cure a Viagra OD.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Remind me never to date your leftovers Jimmy. I have never had a gal be silent. Not every one of them has left bloody claw marks down my back, but I've never had to check them for a pulse. My ex used to complain about having sex with the kids around because she couldn't stay quiet enough.
I was laughing my ass of at the Nancy Pelosi comment though. She and Diane Frankenstein could cure a Viagra OD.

No, they don't scream and claw but they do invite me back. Maybe your women are in pain rather than heaven.

 

[lovecraft68]

No, they don't scream and claw but they do invite me back. Maybe your women are in pain rather than heaven.

For some women I have been with pain is heaven.

I've had a few that barely did anything than emit muffled groans.

But after awhile I took the ball gag out of their mouth

 

[Saxon_Hart]

No, they don't scream and claw but they do invite me back. Maybe your women are in pain rather than heaven.

I've been invited back every time. Which kinda sucks cause I can never say I've had a one night stand.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

For some women I have been with pain is heaven.

I've had a few that barely did anything than emit muffled groans.

But after awhile I took the ball gag out of their mouth

I prefer quiet fucks who squirt hard and spasm at the right time. And wake me later sucking my dick.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

I prefer quiet fucks who squirt hard and spasm at the right time. And wake me later sucking my dick.

Waking up with a woman sucking you off definitely beats an alarm clock.

 

[GorgeousGeekGirl]

Why are women written as squealing maniacs? For the same reason every male character has an 8 or 9 inch cock; it's fiction not representing reality, but rather the exaggerated desires of the author. It's also why almost every guy on Lit who's sent me a pm is 6'1. If this were 80s videos, chicks with big hair would be doing the squealing, so horny waiting for their skinny/hairy boyfriends that they make out with each other until the pizza guy comes to the door.

I think the big push towards vocal female characters is from all the real men I've heard say that they are frustrated with lack of feedback from women, or the feedback is negative. I used to be shy about it, but got over it. Now, I have no problem grabbing a man by the hair and telling him "bite me like you mean it!"

 

[TE999]

Vocalization during sex by both partners is a definite turn-on (for me anyway). If it feels good, say it. If you want something, ask for it. No one's a mind reader and in first encounters, (and subsequent ones in many cases) everyone's in uncharted territory.

Women carrying on in erotic stories and porn flicks add to the excitement of it all, just like real life. Unless you're screwing a mime or you're a necrophiliac, it's no fun to have sex with someone who doesn't make a sound.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Why are women written as squealing maniacs? For the same reason every male character has an 8 or 9 inch cock; it's fiction not representing reality, but rather the exaggerated desires of the author. It's also why almost every guy on Lit who's sent me a pm is 6'1. If this were 80s videos, chicks with big hair would be doing the squealing, so horny waiting for their skinny/hairy boyfriends that they make out with each other until the pizza guy comes to the door.

I think the big push towards vocal female characters is from all the real men I've heard say that they are frustrated with lack of feedback from women, or the feedback is negative. I used to be shy about it, but got over it. Now, I have no problem grabbing a man by the hair and telling him "bite me like you mean it!"

Thank you! Your comment unlocked a door to an old mystery.

I'm 64 and became sexually involved with girls starting when I was 5 or so. And sex is a subject I research diligently, to get at the reality of it. I do the same with gardening and 19th Century American life. And when I write porn what I write must pass thru a few sieves to be used: Do I know it for a fact? Is it possible? What makes it possible? Is it common? Is it popular?

What sort of woman enjoys a cigarette burn on her thigh when she cums? Some do.

It took me forever to figger it out that plenty of women like 'stranger' sex for the release of sexual tension. That is, theyre separated from men they love, they have demanding jobs, kids, continuing education, etc. and sometimes its nice to meet a guy for a steak, see a movie, get drunk, fuck all night, and never see him again.

 

[StrangeLife]

Ok. Lets try it then :


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My desire for her was building up inside like steam in a high-pressure boiler and every touch sent a jolt of pure erotic electricity through my body. I had to have her - now! I couldn't wait any longer. Not a second. As my throbbing manhood slowly entered her she looked at me with burning desire in her eyes and said...

... nothing.


Our lovemaking had the force of a hurricane and I gave myself up completely to the pursuit of our carnal lust. She did too - in fact, I could swear she even moved one or two times. When she felt her orgasm getting close she patted me on my sweat-drenched shoulder and I looked at her for a second.

"I'm going to cum," she said, and scratched her nose absently.

"Grphlh hfffh grxk!" I replied breathlessly and pounded on like a steam-hammer on steroids until I finally shot my scalding hot climax inside her with a roar of pleasure.

The force of my release triggered her orgasm and she felt herself being swept away on a wave of delight. She screamed out...

... nothing.


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Nah, wouldn't work. There is such a thing as "too much realism" in erotica...