Women as Furniture

[Yang4yin]

This is an excerpt from a UK TV program about Jeff Gord who runs the House of Gord website. There's no nudity, but there is bondage, gags, cling film and other assorted kinks to be seen.

Objectification

Anybody here want to be my lawn ornament?

 

[GentleSub_Ivy]

*blink* I'm in awe. His work is beautiful, scary, but beautiful.

Ivy

p.s. I must ask. What kind of lawn ornament do you have in mind?

 

[myinnerslut]

i do

that looked amazing.. which is odd since being completly immobile presents its own issues for me

but i still think its beuatiful

 

[Chicklet]

argh

i love it!!

 

[Yang4yin]

My lawn ornament will be a little different from his... the main difference being that mine will be nekkid under the cling film. It will be mounted on a pole "of sorts" but the feet will be touching the ground. Don't want it to topple over!

After I've had ample time to admire it, my real fun will begin. A strong vibrator (think Hitachi Magic Wand) will be positioned in the appropriate place to cause an eventual orgasm. Of course, as we all know, lawn ornaments are inanimate and therefore do not have orgasms. If (when) my lawn ornament cums, it will be punished after it is unwrapped.

"Bad lawn ornament!"

 

[myinnerslut]

My lawn ornament will be a little different from his... the main difference being that mine will be nekkid under the cling film. It will be mounted on a pole "of sorts" but the feet will be touching the ground. Don't want it to topple over!

After I've had ample time to admire it, my real fun will begin. A strong vibrator (think Hitachi Magic Wand) will be positioned in the appropriate place to cause an eventual orgasm. Of course, as we all know, lawn ornaments are inanimate and therefore do not have orgasms. If (when) my lawn ornament cums, it will be punished after it is unwrapped.

"Bad lawn ornament!"

i think you may have to rethink your design a bit to catch me in that trap

as i was reminded of yesturday in an unfortunate set of circumstances, i cant cum if im completly immobile

 

[Kajira Callista]

My lawn ornament will be a little different from his... the main difference being that mine will be nekkid under the cling film. It will be mounted on a pole "of sorts" but the feet will be touching the ground. Don't want it to topple over!

After I've had ample time to admire it, my real fun will begin. A strong vibrator (think Hitachi Magic Wand) will be positioned in the appropriate place to cause an eventual orgasm. Of course, as we all know, lawn ornaments are inanimate and therefore do not have orgasms. If (when) my lawn ornament cums, it will be punished after it is unwrapped.

"Bad lawn ornament!"

why would you punish for something you forced to happen? Just saying

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Ohhh the House of Gawd , bless them . Thank you for the reminder .

Hey Miss KC btw great to see you around !

 

[Yang4yin]

why would you punish for something you forced to happen? Just saying

It wouldn't really be a punishment. Just an excuse to have more fun.

Ohhh the House of Gawd, bless them. Thank you for the reminder.

Thanks for the link!

 

[Kajira Callista]

It wouldn't really be a punishment. Just an excuse to have more fun.

well then...that sounds kinda fun

 

[Yang4yin]

well then...that sounds kinda fun

Well, alrightey then!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Thanks for the link!

My pleasure . I still find the site amusing in as much as more sophisticated ideas are portrayed in the manner ala House of Gord style. I do however give more sincere credence to the fetish pursuit than when first I became acquainted with the site . Not quite as quick to dismiss the potential outright to the discerning fetishist whom may appreciate the proclivities presented. Some unique concepts to explore just the mix of high end commercialism and estrangement from any reality I might consider still a tad challenging. There also seems to be some serious infractions to safety . Though why I would expect that particular site to represent a higher standard in that regard eludes me still.

 

[Netzach]

What is punishment for a lawn ornament?

I mean how can I *really* make my stone rabbit and garden gnome quake?

 

[BiBunny]

What is punishment for a lawn ornament?

I mean how can I *really* make my stone rabbit and garden gnome quake?

A jackhammer?

 

[WriterDom]

I liked the ceiling lights the best.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

What is punishment for a lawn ornament?

I mean how can I *really* make my stone rabbit and garden gnome quake?

Ohh I would think the tyre swan might pose a bit of a challenge. Seriously are these kitsch recyclables only native to Australia ? Please I beg you , someone , anyone tell me you have seen them in other Countries.......

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/yukkyswanthing.jpg

link - do it yourself tyre swan : shudders :

 

[WriterDom]

No, and it's tire here. Speak American please.

 

[callinectes]

Ohh I would think the tyre swan might pose a bit of a challenge. Seriously are these kitsch recyclables only native to Australia ? Please I beg you , someone , anyone tell me you have seen them in other Countries.......

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/yukkyswanthing.jpg

link - do it yourself tyre swan : shudders :

Surely you don't think Australia has the monopoly on tire planters! They are de riguer for the Southern single-wide trailer set.

Thanks for posting this Yang4Yin, it was amazing.

 

[Yang4yin]

What is punishment for a lawn ornament?

I mean how can I *really* make my stone rabbit and garden gnome quake?

I never thought I'd say this, but... you missed the point. Go back and watch the video, please.

 

[GentleSub_Ivy]

What is punishment for a lawn ornament?

I mean how can I *really* make my stone rabbit and garden gnome quake?

Make them stand next to those awful plastic pink flamingo things or those duck dolls in skirts.

 

[Yang4yin]

Put them out for trash pickup.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Surely you don't think Australia has the monopoly on tire planters! They are de riguer for the Southern single-wide trailer set.

Thanks for posting this Yang4Yin, it was amazing.

: wipes away a tear of relief : Thank you Miss Callinectes your benevolence is most appreciated in this matter

 

[the captians wench]

I want to be a chandalere. *pout*

 

[Ebonyfire]

I use objectification on my male submissives. There is nothing like having a sub as your foot stool as you relax and watch the football or baseball game he as asked to watch. However, he must watch it on his knees while your feet are upon his back.

Life is good!

 

[Yang4yin]

Have you seen those things called chocolate fountains? (Think multi-tiered chocolate fondue.) I think using a woman as the center of the fountain would be an interesting effect... all that liquid chocolate cascading down over her body... yum! And she couldn't have any of it!

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