Woman's Club of the Randy, Deprived and Depraved women of lit.

[Native Alien]

okay ladies, this is started just for us and it comes from the thread that sheath started over on the how to board, the one having something to do with kitchen appliances and utensils being used as sexual toys.

so come on and join. tell us what you have done or a appliance or utensil that you have used.

the wire whisk, (thank you, Mistress Ebonyfire), can be a delightful addition to sensory deprivation play. the sound alone is enough to make most men worry. and you want the ones that have the very flexible wires to get the best effect. just try rolling that puppy up and down his body, especially after it has been sitting in the fridge a couple of hours.

 

[starkpic]

okay ladies, this is started just for us and it comes from the thread that sheath started over on the how to board, the one having something to do with kitchen appliances and utensils being used as sexual toys.

so come on and join. tell us what you have done or a appliance or utensil that you have used.

the wire whisk, (thank you, Mistress Ebonyfire), can be a delightful addition to sensory deprivation play. the sound alone is enough to make most men worry. and you want the ones that have the very flexible wires to get the best effect. just try rolling that puppy up and down his body, especially after it has been sitting in the fridge a couple of hours.

Could you tell me if this the 'education for men thread', please?

Hello Native Alien!

 

[BlueDaisy]

Re: Re: Woman's Club of the Randy, Deprived and Depraved women of lit.

Could you tell me if this the 'education for men thread', please?

Hello Native Alien!

Am suddenly reminded of the currently ongoing thread about men lurking in women's threads.....

 

[Native Alien]

no starkpic it isn't the men's education thread and you really need to fix that sig line to Tonto ridin in on the Lone Ranger.

*waves at Blue Daisy* how ya doing woman? and I love those new avs too.

 

[starkpic]

no starkpic it is the men's education thread and you really need to fix that sig line to Tonto ridin in on the Lone Ranger.

Tell Bob Dylan that Madame Squaw I was merely his ideas man. Share your wig-wam for a bit of rip-ram?

 

[BlueDaisy]

no starkpic it isn't the men's education thread and you really need to fix that sig line to Tonto ridin in on the Lone Ranger.

*waves at Blue Daisy* how ya doing woman? and I love those new avs too.

*waving back at NA* doing pretty good. You? And thanks!

 

[Native Alien]

i have told bob dylan that. anyway, i am doing just fine Blue. trying to get things done so I can really enjoy myself this weekend. room service and a hot tub, now can ya beat that?

 

[BlueDaisy]

i have told bob dylan that. anyway, i am doing just fine Blue. trying to get things done so I can really enjoy myself this weekend. room service and a hot tub, now can ya beat that?

I am SOOOOO envious. I want room service, a hot tub, and no kids for a week. Or a weekend. lol

 

[Native Alien]

teepee, starkpic, teepee.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Yooohooo ladies, I feel the need for some depravity and debauchery is this the thread to come and beg for some
Bachlum Chaam

 

[HoHoBomb]

Keep me far away from anything domestic!

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Keep me far away from anything domestic!

Then my lady as a gentleman may I be of service?

 

[starkpic]

teepee, starkpic, teepee.

With room service and a hot tub, mi'lady?
Wig-wam, teepee, bell tent....puuuhhhhhh! People who live in grass houses shouldn't throw moans.

Have a rose, Madame Native Alien!

 

[starkpic]

Keep me far away from anything domestic!

Come into my non-domestic TEEPEE Kissingurl! and get your clothes off, please.

 

[Native Alien]

starkpic,

it is a bison hide house, but i throw moans whereever i am so it doesn't matter.

 

[starkpic]

starkpic,

it is a bison hide house, but i throw moans whereever i am so it doesn't matter.

Then give me welcome so I may tune those moans with passion you sorely need, my lovely educatee!

 

[Native Alien]

*This Thread has been now been officially highjacked*

starkpic, let me get this right, you want me to welcome you as i would any strange man that is entering my teepee for the first time, is this right?

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

*This Thread has been now been officially highjacked*

starkpic, let me get this right, you want me to welcome you as i would any strange man that is entering my teepee for the first time, is this right?

Yes my lady thats exactly what the bastard wants,scalp and string him up by his nuts.
But I think you should use a spatula on him too
Bachlum Chaam

 

[Native Alien]

Bachlum, while i truly appreciate your response, please allow the man to answer for himself. i need his answer, and we don't scalp people.

 

[dragonhearted]

Re: Re: Woman's Club of the Randy, Deprived and Depraved women of lit.

Could you tell me if this the 'education for men thread', please?

Hello Native Alien!

Veeeeeeery funny stark!

 

[dragonhearted]

PS....

I am partial to FOOD as sexual aids...ie., cucumbers, carrots, zucchinis....even a celery stalk has some possibilities!

 

[Native Alien]

do the tell there, dragonhearted, we want details on how these items can be used.

i was thinking that jello might have some distinct possibilities too.

 

[starkpic]

*This Thread has been now been officially highjacked*

starkpic, let me get this right, you want me to welcome you as i would any strange man that is entering my teepee for the first time, is this right?

Firstly mi'lady I am not strange! You should not welcome me just as any Tom, Dick, Bachlum or Harry either, young lady, for I said I would come to tune your moans with passion and with such give your education a boost. I am not yet a 'yes' man madame, nor is it my intention so to be! Thus you will be better off learning from me!

Bachlum! Keep that poison penis away from my vision before I scalp and sculp thee a new aerodynamic model!

 

[starkpic]

Re: PS....

I am partial to FOOD as sexual aids...ie., cucumbers, carrots, zucchinis....even a celery stalk has some possibilities!

Oooh Dragonhearted! My wonderfully wicked witch of the west! I have missed you so!

 

[Native Alien]

hey starkpic, ever heard this one,

them that can do, and them that can't teach.