Woman wins Literary Prize!

[JackLuis]

Award-winning novelist Nancy Huston won Britain's Bad Sex in Fiction award Tuesday for her novel "Infrared," whose tale of a photographer who takes pictures of her lovers during sex proved too revealing for the judges.

I'll bet the Liter's could do as well.

 

[sr71plt]

I think that this is what is known as a non sequitur. It doesn't follow that "revealing" sex is ipso facto "bad" sex.

 

[TxRad]

I think that this is what is known as a non sequitur. It doesn't follow that "revealing" sex is ipso facto "bad" sex.

If it is too revealing to read, then how did they know it was bad sex?

 

[JackLuis]

How's this:
"Meanwhile Sydney the banker cackled, wiping my love nectar off his mustache and said, "Sheila if you don't have the money for the mortgage in ten days, the ranch and your lovely little cum-twat will be mine!"

Sheila shivered, not only would she have to accept the usury of his evil tongue licking her pussy to save the ranch, in ten days she would have to let his empurpled piston of power plunder her most precious possession, her virginity.

"Oh, will Starbuck ever return to save me?" Sheila thought.

Top that!

 

[Handley_Page]

Cum-twat?
I thought that was a fruit; Oh, sorry, that's a cumquat.