Woman seeks guidance.

[straypuss]

I have a bullet, a multi-speed vibrator, sensitive nipples and a strong urge to masturbate tonight. If any of you has the inclination to PM me suggesting a delightful new way to do this I would be very interested. If I like your suggestion well enough to try it out I'll PM you back to let you know how I got on, so if you want feedback be creative but sensible.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Have you considered nailing it to the washing machine, squatting and turning the washer on?

You get fucked and do your towels then.

 

[straypuss]

1 out of 2, fair effort, creative but not sensible.

Have you considered nailing it to the washing machine, squatting and turning the washer on?

You get fucked and do your towels then.