Woman laments her ex

Love it! What inspired this one?

Well, when I was a kid in high school there was this other kid it was rumored he put a hole in his old teddy bear to fuck it. Now, it was only a rumor and it may have just been some assholes spreading random weird things about this kid. Who knows?

Weird, right? I don't know why that story has stuck either me all these years later, but I still remember the story of the guy that fucked his teddy bear.

Well, obviously it's way hotter to think of a woman strapping a dildo onto a teddy bear and calling it by her ex boyfriend's name.
 
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