Woman bitches about Lycra shorts-wearing dude with erection...

[LJ_Reloaded]

Cops go on a wild goose chase to find him.

No dice, feminists. They never found him.

Man in Lycra 'with an erection' hunted by Manchester city centre police
18:19, 29 DEC 2015 UPDATED 13:23, 30 DEC 2015
BY TODD FITZGERALD
Police received the call reporting a man in 'a state of arousal' on Tuesday afternoon – and officers immediately launched a search

It is understood the woman rang police at around 4.20pm, with officers quickly taking to the streets to find the eager gent.

But they couldn’t find anyone matching the description - and were forced to abandon the search.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Around 4.20? The guy was probably just high, and really enjoying his run.

This is why no one should wear lycra. Ever.

 

[Aella_]

Initially I thought it's a satire but it's actually serious!
The net is buzzing with articles about it

 

[Aella_]

Men's trousers should come with a convertible scottish kilt.
Kilt down! Every time that happens

 

[Hypoxia]

Man reports woman wearing Lycra shorts displaying a cameltoe.




Right.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Initially I thought it's a satire but it's actually serious!
The net is buzzing with articles about it

It's a mad mad mad mad world out there.