WJ's Bottom Desk Drawer

[Whiskeyjack]

My dad just passed away.

This is a good night for whisky and sadness.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I'm so sorry.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I’m so very sorry, my friend.

 

[snexxer]

Im so very sorry to hear that. My thoughts are with you.

 

[MissSNG]

I am so sorry for your loss.
I know this wasn’t unexpected but that doesn’t make the loss any easier.

Sending lots of love your way, my friend

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Just woke up from a dream and I'm impressed at my brain this morning. I'm trying to remember the lyrics of a song I was singing that I'm pretty sure doesn't exist. I was singing this in a church with Morgan Freeman playing the banjo.

This is my grandma's stove and her oven
Where she bakes witchy cakes with her grandma coven

This is grandma's refrigerator
Where she keeps all the cakes we're gonna eat later

Grandma's friends all drive Mercedes Benz
And they keep the seats dry cause they all wear Depends

Grandma's house smells like pot pourri
Grandma gets high on darjeeling tea

 

[Whiskeyjack]

 

[ScarletDaisy]

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I won't lie. I do like it when I make the whole congregation stand when I sing. And from the choir loft, I can see how annoyed some of them are about it.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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Catholestenics!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

An exorcism and all you can eat fried chicken? That's a good time, right there.

 

[lifeisgood3976]

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An exorcism and all you can eat fried chicken? That's a good time, right there.

"And people came from miles around!"

 

[Whiskeyjack]

"And people came from miles around!"

I'd make the trip.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

This made me laugh harder than it should've. Just having the kind of night where everything is funny.

 

[beachbaby179]

Just woke up from a dream and I'm impressed at my brain this morning. I'm trying to remember the lyrics of a song I was singing that I'm pretty sure doesn't exist. I was singing this in a church with Morgan Freeman playing the banjo.

This is my grandma's stove and her oven
Where she bakes witchy cakes with her grandma coven

This is grandma's refrigerator
Where she keeps all the cakes we're gonna eat later

Grandma's friends all drive Mercedes Benz
And they keep the seats dry cause they all wear Depends

Grandma's house smells like pot pourri
Grandma gets high on darjeeling tea

We worry about you.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

We worry about you.

Nah, I'm really quite healthy.
The voices in my head tell me so.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I know it's been around a while. But it still put a smile on my face this morning.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

In my office now, and no whiskey at the moment, but I've been watching this on a loop for days and I haven't stopped cracking up.
This is the full episode, but it's the last story (starting around the 52:17 mark) that is absolutely WILD.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I couldn't decide between or

That was crazy. Personally, I like my poorly designed interface.

 

[Photog1rl]

In my office now, and no whiskey at the moment, but I've been watching this on a loop for days and I haven't stopped cracking up.
This is the full episode, but it's the last story (starting around the 52:17 mark) that is absolutely WILD.

I had to go with laughing. My husband and I were laughing so hard. This guy should start dating men. When you hate vaginas and say your not gay that many times…you might be gay.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I had to go with laughing. My husband and I were laughing so hard. This guy should start dating men. When you hate vaginas and say your not gay that many times…you might be gay.

Personally, I'm a fan of chaos incarnate, no matter how poorly optimized they may be.