WIth this thread, I ascend to the rank of Literatica GURU

[Cryo]

Ok, though it may not be that important to yall newbies, I'm old school, so this is for 'ol time's sake.

 

[Cryo]

I would just like to thank my good friends Morgoth, Poohlive, Ravenloft, Ambrosios, Tiggs (my goddess) Moneytalks, Gateleader, Roland Gilland, and Myself for being with me as I improved.

 

[Cryo]

Sirens go off, fireworks explode, Music sounds and whores leap off of buildings naked into the bustling crowd in celebration of this joyous event. For I, the Ice man, the one and only Cryo has ascended to the ranks of GODHOOD! (I mean guruship)


Taking a bow, I sneer at all of you lowlifes who are finally beneth me, and hope that one day your ignorant worthless flunky punk ass stupid pricks will come to me and benefit from my teachings.





Oh, damn. it's time to change my signature again.! hmmmm....

 

[Angelus]

Congratulations Cryo.... nobody deserves it more than you

 

[Ambrosious]

Cryo, I am honored to write with you. You have come a long way and your writing skills and story telling abilities are legendary. Hail!

 

[Neale]

More ego-boosting? Why not!

Congratulations! As one of the lowlies, I cannot help but be inspired by your ascenscion. You are an inspiration to us all, effendi!

Seriously, though, good job.

 

[Morgoth]

(Jumping out of crowd, crying, and grabbing Cryo in big ole' bear hug)
You mentioned me! Finally, I am on someone's list! Ooh, yeah! Let's party! Oh, and congrats!!!

 

[Cryo]

Oh, morgoth. Like you should stoop to my level. In a few posts, you will ascend above the guro rank. I remember over the summer when we would have those power wars, adding a good hundred or two to our experiance in one night. Somehow though, you made it to guru within a week, and I'm stuck only becoming one Now, a good 9 friggen months later!!!

 

[Cryo]

And Another thing. Angelius. You were here for how long? 3 weeks? and you allready have 800!!?? WTF am I paying you people for!?!?!?

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

no one mentioned spankins?

ooooo......then they are all mine to give.......hehehee...


Bend over boy.......

 

[Cryo]

Hey lava, I was well known while you were still a newbie.


My point being is SLOW DOWN, LET ME CATCH UP! I"M NOT AS FAST A WRITER AS YOU PPL

 

[Ravenloft]

Aye, Tiggs IS truly a Goddess!

Aw, how sweet, I was mentioned.

I feel wanted now.

 

[Morgoth]

Actually Cryo, I was here for 3 months when you joined. And when was Ravenloft ever unwanted? Oh, and on a side note, did somebody mention spankings?

 

[Cryo]

you mean I managed to catch up to you before our power wars? Now I know I am good!

oh, ravenloft, did you say something? I wasn't paying attention.








Just kidding. It is a fact that this place would not exist without you. I know it, the moderators know it, our goddess knows it, I only wish the same could be said of me...

 

[Ravenloft]

You'd be surprised Morgoth. I don't hear much from people anymore... My being a moderator can't be THAT off putting that it keeps people from conversing with me... It must just be me... *Sigh*

*Giving Cryo the evil eye of the Vistani...*

*Then promptly blushing*

Oh, I am not all THAT important... Its not good for a man to think he is the shit you know... *Cough, cough* Lasher *Cough, cough*

The way of the ego leads to *Dun, dun, dun, DUN!* Certain DOOM! *Evil grin, Cough, cough.* Lasher *Cough, cough.*

Be humble, be here now...

Oh, and... Do the Dew!

And all that rot, old bean.

 

[Morgoth]

The way of the ego leads to *Dun, dun, dun, DUN!* Certain DOOM! *Evil grin, Cough, cough.* Lasher *Cough, cough.*

And we mustn't forget(not always) *cough cough* Roland *cough cough*

 

[Ravenloft]

Hey Morgoth! Need your help big guy! Playing Diablo 2 and am stuck in Lut Ghulein... *I think that right, Shrug* Gots myself a 19th level Amazon. *God, she rocks!* I have the horadric staff but don't know where this tomb you have to take it to is... Wanna be Diablo 2 E-buddies? Heheh! Hell! I can even share my character with you if you like! My lil lady can deal 31-71 damage a hit!!! WooFUCKINGhoo! And thats before her critical strike comes into play! *46% chance for double damage!!!* making her a potential 62-142 damage a hit! *Eyes bugging out of my head* Okay, so I am addicted to the fucking game, so sue me! Oh and my magic arrows are FREE!!! Bwahahahah!!! The power! The POWER!!!

 

[Morgoth]

Level 19?? If I were you, spend some more time out in the wilderness. You really need to do that. And actually, I always played as necro. Bone Shield really comes in handy. Anyway, the tomb is the one with the square. Took me 3 damn days to find it. But what really sucks is, that, while I was messing with my characters with an editor, it deleted them all!! My necromancer was actually level 22 when he fought Duriel. And don't bother with magic, that son of a whore is resistant to it. If you get in to close combat, he'll just use his holy freeze aura and take down about 3/4 of your lives before you can touch him. Don't bother with mercenaries, he'll kill them with one hit. And I was dealin about... 325-450 damage. With golem! And I barely dealt any damage. Plus it's a tiny room. About a third of Andariel's. But at least ther's no enemies. Take advantahe of this: he has to take a pause after he chases you for a while. Don't take advanage of this: he isn't called the goddamn LORD OF PAIN for NOTHING!!! Oh, but I can start a few new players really soon. Plus we could always play over the net. Just tell me your username, your character name, and your realm.

 

[Cryo]

Hey, hey HEY! This is a temple of worship to me! save your loligagging and childtalk for some OTHER THREAD!


(I don't have diablo two. Sob sob)

 

[Ravenloft]

Durial is who I am supposed to meet in Tal Rasha's tomb? Oh shit! Eep! Actually I have never played it on battle net. But I did play in a lan party with my cousin last weekend... That was fun! Oh and now I am lvl 21... Been playing a couple of hours today. Heheh! Gots myself one KILLER war bow! 12% life and mana steals! God! It gives me wood just thinking about her! Um... Yeah! Well, wanna talk through email or im's or something? I think the civilians are getting restless. *IE: Cryo, the uninitiated* HEheh!

 

[Morgoth]

I'll start my very own Diablo 2 thread, hehehe. we can post about Diablo 2 and be in a story about Diablo 2. And it'l actually be semi-realistic because my necro has a rare poleaxe called RavenSkewer that kills everything except bosses with one hit.

 

[Neale]

Suggestion/information

Don't know a thing about Diablo, but there is a new Dungeons & Dragons supplement that allows you to (dice, pen, and paper) roleplay in the Diablo universe, using the latest version of the D&D rules. If you were interested in seeing some functional mechanics for gameplay in that realm, you might want to check it out.

 

[Morgoth]

Yeah, I heard of it. Sounds spiffy, but I prefer the real thing.