With Lavy Gone, I Have An Announcement

[Marxist]

My muzzle is off and new assholes will be ripped. That's arseholes for the Wanker crowd.

 

[Dillinger]

As if Lavy held you back?

ROTFLMAO

 

[Marxist]

As if Lavy held you back?

ROTFLMAO

Just wait. Lavy was my censor. No more. Not unless someone wants to play the role of common sense advisor.

 

[Dillinger]

Oh hell, Marxist... I'm tired of that... you're on your own this time. *grin*

 

[Jewelz]

just be gentle as you enter.....i will be ripped either way....slower is much nicer, til i say the cum induced words of 'fuck me harder'...

 

[amelia]

My muzzle is off and new assholes will be ripped. That's arseholes for the Wanker crowd.

you had a muzzle on?

 

[alexandraaah]

Your common sense advisor?

*scratches chin*

What's it involve?

 

[Guest]

 

[Problem Child]

Fucking slacker. It's about time you got off your ass and did some work around here.

 

[Guest]

Lave ya', PC
arse.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Bring it on MoFo

I'd rather use the guy who ripped out your asshole so I can talk shit, too.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Pandering posturer. Quit prevaricating, my pernicious little penile pal.

 

[Problem Child]

Lave ya', PC
arse.

You're going to wash me? You want to wash me? Are you female? If so, how large and perky are your breasts?

 

[sexy-girl]

but what happens when she returns will you beable to return to your subordinate role or will there be some kind of clash of the micro penis vs super tata's ?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Pandering posturer. Quit prevaricating, my pernicious little penile pal.

You forgot to say "pinko".

 

[Guest]

Re:KM

Pander: try to satisfy(a vulger, weak or immoral desire, or sb having this)
Privaricate: try to avoid telling the (whole) truth by speaking in an evasive or misleading way.
Pernicious:having harmpul or destructive effect (on sb)
Little: huge
Penile:
Thanks KM, I had to look them up.

PC, my breasts are little.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Marxy Marx isn't a real pinko. He's more of a mauveo.

 

[cymbidia]

Marxist is widely misunderstood.

Marx is sweet and good-natured, charming and adorable, and friendly as a puppy. Yes, in all cases.

 

[KillerMuffin]

He's definitely not a pendatically pondering perverted old pisser like p_p_man.

 

[Marxist]

Truths I'll note now that Lavy is gone to the swamp:

I love top 10 lists pitting the attributes of female Literoticans against one another. With picture proof. I enjoy a good tussle.

I like Cheyenne a lot as a person. Her breasts are beautiful and arousing. However, I violently disagree with her Republican crackhead politics. The dichotomy is confusing me on a biochemical level and I smell a lawsuit a la REDWAVE.

The board's strange bent towards bisexuality is really the responsibilty of the dolts following my friend KillerMuffin, like it'll guarantee popularity (as if it really mattered).

Contrary to my reputation, I don't find fat women as a whole appealing. Many I find disgusting. Extreme obesity looks as bad or worse than anoxeria.

Guns are cool and I support their ownership.

Someone replaced PC's cold steel heart with cotton balls and kitten fur a few months ago. Fuck her / it. I want Dr. Strangelove / Funkenstein back.

The current batch of new posters, minus Glam and a few others, blows harder than any since I've been involved with Lit.



It goes on and on...it's not that Lavy actually stopped the flow of such thoughts, she really just listened quietly while I ranted on IM. Now, I have no one to listen to my nonsense.

P.S.--Lexie is gone for a while as well. This will not be a peaceful week.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Latent bisexuality is inhibiting. Join in the flow. You know you wanna diddle with Todd.

 

[Marxist]

Nope. I signed in as a non-participant in his follies.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The current batch of new posters, minus Glam and a few others, blows harder than any since I've been involved with Lit.

I agree. The newbies haven't suck so bad since the time you were a newbie.

That's what you said, right?

Fuck it. Pinko. Go sing a song about a tractor.

 

[KillerMuffin]

PC does tractors.
Marxy Marx and his Funxy Bunch does Xanax.

 

[Marxist]

I agree. The newbies haven't suck so bad since the time you were a newbie.

That's what you said, right?

Fuck it. Pinko. Go sing a song about a tractor.

I suck. You blow. There's a difference.