Wishing my 'ugly' Troll a Blissfull Samhain.

[Starfish]

I love you.




<<<<<<I put up a much prettier picture of myself for you. I hope this lives up to your expectations. It took me 3 and 1/2 hours to get myself looking presentable for you. (That's what I get for being so ugly.) I am sure this is an improvement from the other pic.



A little poemette for my beloved troll..

"I love and miss you on this Spookie day"

Hope that you are having fun
Where ever you may run
But how can you be?
You're not here with me....

Helping to, my self-worth, delete.

On this day of frights
Now deep into the night
I wonder although it's harsh
If you're stuck in the marsh.....

Because you've got giant troll feet.

Now, I being that of a wench
will sit here upon this park bench
And wait patienly for my troll to smugly
tell me I am ugly

And my Halloween will be complete!




I miss you.
You complete me.

*Muah*

 

[Kymberley]

can I volunteer to be your cutie troll?

Please......... please..........please???????????????

 

[Guest]

Ah, much better. You must have made a typo though. 3 1/2 days would be more in the ballpark for you to look that good.

 

[MissTaken]

WOW!


You are an awesome person, Starfish! I love this post!

The quintessential response

Applauding...

 

[Starfish]

I thought you already were?



To my cutie Troll on Halloween...


"I love you on this Spookie day."


Hope that you are having fun
Under the light of a lantern 'sun'
And that you are fending off ghouls
and not playing with power tools.....

Unless your name is Leatherface, and people you like to eat.

On this day of frights
Now deep into the night
I wonder although you are struggling
If you'd like a buggering?

Because anal sex, when done right, can be so neat.

I being that of a cutie
Will offer up my bootie
If you aren’t into that jive
and just like tongue, into your pussy to dive....

I am sure there will be a plethora of volunteers on this Halloween!

 

[Starfish]

WOW!


You are an awesome person, Starfish!

You must have made a typo. I think you meant that I am such an ugly person.

 

[Marxist]

Ah, much better. You must have made a typo though. 3 1/2 days would be more in the ballpark for you to look that good.

This should be nominated for the worst trolling of the year.

 

[estevie]

LMAO

Starfish, that is hilarious...*still chuckling*

That is the most perfect response to a troll that I have heard yet! i love it!

 

[Azwed]

Starfish you are soooooooooooooooooo cool.

 

[Starfish]

At least I don't use aminopterinish solutions to deal with my trolls.


(wait, what am I thinking. No one is going to get that... duh)


What I am trying to say is...I am not a troll killer.

I love all fuzzy creatures, even if they smell.

 

[estevie]

aminopterinish? where in the hell is my damn dictionary?

Don't confuse me,Starfish...lol...simple words for simple minds, please!

 

[Starfish]

I knew this would happen, but was too lazy to try and figure out what else to put there.

That isn't a word.

That I my 'ish'ing of aminopterin, a derivitive of glutamic acid, which is used as a Rodentacide.

 

[estevie]

That isn't a word.

Thank God, I was beginning to think i was simpleminded!