Wish me luck!

[p_p_man]

I've showered and groomed my beard to perfection. My hair, trimmed yesterday, has got that casually unkempt look, and I'm wearing my best, most expensive casual clothes.

I've been invited to lunch, at her invitation, with a long haired beauty 22 years my junior, a figure to die for and everything else that makes a man howl at the moon.

Just the two of us...

Wonder what her motive is...

 

[lilminx]

To talk about how much she hates Bush and the US with you. She knows you'll listen to her blather on.



Good luck.

 

[Debbie]

You doubt my motives?
Good luck.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Have fun and don't mention the Rolling Stones or she will tell you to visit a doctor.

 

[sarahuk4]

Have fun p_p_man .....be good, and if you cant be good ,be careful lol..lol....Hey heard the capsules on the London Eye are very good for a bit of fun ..lol...

 

[Weird Harold]

Wonder what her motive is...

Try to look poor. That should scare her off.

 

[OUTSIDER]

I've showered and groomed my beard to perfection. My hair, trimmed yesterday, has got that casually unkempt look, and I'm wearing my best, most expensive casual clothes.

I've been invited to lunch, at her invitation, with a long haired beauty 22 years my junior, a figure to die for and everything else that makes a man howl at the moon.

Just the two of us...

Wonder what her motive is...

Stiffen the sinews, summon the blood, let slip the dogs of war......and always carry a packet of three.

 

[sch00lteacher]

http://hometown.aol.com/goodfortunecards/images/symbol%20-%20good%20luck%20-%20reversed.jpg

 

[kotori]

Wonder what her motive is...

hmm, brunch with p_p_man, motive?

Who cares, fair play to you, old son.

 

[SINthysist]

No fool like an old fool...

 

[p_p_man]

Lunch is now over...

Good food, good wine but I'm afraid for a gentleman to say what happened next would not be British!

ppman

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Wish me luck!

Try to look poor. That should scare her off.

Gee, you said that so much more politely than the one word answer I was going to post- "money."

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Lunch is now over...

Good food, good wine but I'm afraid for a gentleman to say what happened next would not be British!

ppman

Lemme guess, you found out she was a tight-bodied little Jewess, you asked her if she supported the slaughter of Palestinian children in the West Bank by the bloodthirsty Israelis, and then she kicked you in the nuts and left.

Am I close?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Lunch is now over...

Lemme guess, you found out she was a tight-bodied little Jewess, you asked her if she supported the slaughter of Palestinian children in the West Bank by the bloodthirsty Israelis, and then she kicked you in the nuts and left.

Am I close?

That made me snicker even....

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: Lunch is now over...

Lemme guess, you found out she was a tight-bodied little Jewess, you asked her if she supported the slaughter of Palestinian children in the West Bank by the bloodthirsty Israelis, and then she kicked you in the nuts and left.

Am I close?

You're never close...

ppman

 

[KillerMuffin]

She's just after the money. You know, the money you won at the pub's "Fart-All-Night" contest.

Tell her that you cut gas on it, she'll leave ya be. Moneygrubbing chick.

Either that or she's got a Burt Reynold's fetish. Ask her if she's got a copy of Hooper. If so, stick with her! She'll be your Lonnie.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Re: Lunch is now over...

You're never close...

ppman

You guys read selected passages of Mein Kampf by candlelight over a nice glass of cabernet?

 

[miles]

I've showered and groomed my beard to perfection. My hair, trimmed yesterday, has got that casually unkempt look, and I'm wearing my best, most expensive casual clothes.

Wonder what her motive is...

Wow. You actually showered? Bet you changed underwear, too

Maybe her motive was to get you cleaned up. You know, a takeoff on the play...only this one is titled "Pigmalion."

ppman was born to play the role.