plasticman33
Tight Jeans
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A farmer goes out and buys a new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says "OK old fart, time for you to retire!" The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you can not handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You're washed up old timer and I'm taking over!" The old rooster says, "I tell you what young stud, I'll race you around the farm house. Who ever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop!" The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so to be fair I'll give you a head start!" The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him!
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster is closing the gap. He is right behind the old rooster and gaining fast!
The farmer is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and "BOOM" he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dang it!! Third gay rooster I bought this month!"
Moral of this story:
Don't mess with us old folks.....age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster is closing the gap. He is right behind the old rooster and gaining fast!
The farmer is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and "BOOM" he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dang it!! Third gay rooster I bought this month!"
Moral of this story:
Don't mess with us old folks.....age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
