Wisdom is like a knife stuck into the top of your head...

Life is like a shit sandwich...the more bread you have....the less shit you have to eat! :D
 
If two people join together to become a whole, what you get is two, half people! Also you get my two, ex-half wives! :D
 
Automotive Zen: "If a part has more than two bolts holding it on....it's probably pretty important!"

Motorcycle Zen: "The number of times it takes one to kick start their motorcycle...is directly proportional to the number of people watching you do it."

:D
 
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