wiping your ass....

[Guest]

how many times do you wipe your ass after you take a shit?

 

[Guest]

Well you know Dr. Blue takes care of that for me, and weÕve been experimenting with various anal cleansers as of late..........

ItÕs so beautiful outside today, birds are singing, the green colors, I think IÕll have another scotch.

Lovely.

 

[Guest]

wutz with neil young?

banana boats.

 

[Mensa]

It's as bad as the damned census

As many as necessary, why do you ask?

 

[sexy-girl]

lol i dont think this is the real *bratcat*

 

[mrbenh]

wiping ass

Who wants to think about wiping asses?

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: It's as bad as the damned census

 

[Guest]

Thanks to all of you Clinton-loving, environmental liberals, I can only use one square. WouldnÕt want to pollute the world with more toilet paper now, would I?

 

[sexy-girl]

hehe do me do me

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: It's as bad as the damned census

the first TWO posts were trolls, sweets. Notice the spelling. I love when I get trolls, it is so validating.

I knew it wasn't you, love. But I was curious as to their choice of subject matter. It was a little more revealing than perhaps they realized

 

[Guest]

MMM..........ass munchin,

I just use my hand sometimes.....

No toilet paper for this Marine, unless it's sandpaper.......

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oh! Do me! Do me! Wait -- I'll do it myself...

DICKIE CARTER SPLEEN: Well, if you use the Pythogorean theorum and square it with e=mc2 and divide by PI you'll see quite clearly that the answer if seventeen and a half squares.

Haw! Haw! How's that? See the funny name I came up for me? Haw! Haw!

 

[Mistress]

Oh! Do me! Do me! Wait -- I'll do it myself...

DICKIE CARTER SPLEEN: Well, if you use the Pythogorean theorum and square it with e=mc2 and divide by PI you'll see quite clearly that the answer if seventeen and a half squares.

Haw! Haw! How's that? See the funny name I came up for me? Haw! Haw!

LMAO

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

or....

DICKS ON CART OR TREE: I wholly disavow the existence of shit, so there is absolutely no validaiton to your question.


Haw! Haw! This is SO biting!

 

[mrbenh]

oh ok, I'll just wipe myself with the nearest bratty kitty

 

[Guest]

I don't have an asshole. God I hate it when someone else tries to be funny.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You were being funny?

 

[Mistress]

lol Geez some very bored people here....

 

[Guest]

This is such a stupid fucking thread.

Where are lavender's boobs?

 

[dza]

hell i'm bored enough to make a note of it

 

[Mensa]

You were being funny?

Perhaps they should have posted:

I don't have to wipe myself, I never go. That's why I'm so full of shit!!

 

[mrbenh]

I'll wipe everybodies asses

come on now, don't be afraid of a little flypaper

 

[sexy-girl]

hehe i thought the thread was kinda funny although im sure he/she could of been alittle more witty ... come on its fun to laugh at ourselves sometimes

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I knew it was you. LOL