Fauxnication
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On a perfect August morning, a young man strode toward the doors of Lakeside High School. His short, dark brown hair was neatly done and his facial hair was trimmed to a short stubble. The sleeves of his Carolina blue polo shirt hugged his biceps as he proudly donned the colors of the school he was walking into. Sunglasses shielded his green eyes from the bright sun above him.
He took off those glasses as he passed through the school doors and made a quick left turn into the school office. He remembered the times he spent in here after getting a bit unruly in his classes, but on this occasion, he gave a friendly smile to Mrs. Wallace, the school secretary, before grabbing his mail and heading back out again.
The hallways were eerily quiet, but they wouldn’t be for long – in about an hour, they’d be filled with the voices of the Lakeside students, who would be here for the first time since school let out in May.
The man walked through those hallways alone before stopping at a glass display case near the cafeteria. Inside the case were two large state championship trophies. Behind them were framed pictures of the teams that won those trophies. He took a moment to study the players’ smiling, happy faces, then turned and walked away.
It was at that moment that things finally sunk in for the man. He was no longer Josh Miller, two-time state Mr. Football and two-time state champion quarterback for the Lakeside High Cougars. He was now just Mr. Miller, U.S. Government teacher and assistant football coach at Lakeside High.
After years of plying his craft on the gridiron in front of hundreds of thousands of fans in stadiums and millions of people on television, Josh was now going to be teaching no more than 100 seniors a day about a subject they probably couldn’t care less about.
For the first time in his life, Josh’s reality had him feeling out of place…and even a bit nervous.
There were a couple of people in the teachers’ lounge as Josh opened the door and stepped inside. It was the one room in the building he hadn’t gone into as a student, so there was still a sense of newness about it to him, even after being on the job for a month. He greeted his fellow staff members with a smile and a hello.
Mrs. Ortiz looked up from her magazine to give a quick “¡Hola!” to Josh. If only she had been here when I was a student, Josh thought to himself as he looked over the Spanish teacher. The gorgeous brunette, who Josh estimated was in her 30s, was undoubtedly on the top tier of attractive teachers at the school. Not coincidentally, 90 percent of his players just happened to have an interest in learning how to roll their "r"s.
At the coffee pot was Mr. Foster, the AP biology teacher. He was extremely passionate about his job and a great guy, although a little quirky.
“G’morning, Mr. Miller,” Mr. Foster said as he poured himself a mug. “Ready for your first day?”
“As ready as I can be,” Josh laughed before walking to the water cooler and filling his bottle. Belting out a “fuck, yeah!” like he would have in his playing days probably wouldn’t have been appropriate.
Before the conversation could develop any further, the doorknob twisted and the door to the lounge opened once again.
He took off those glasses as he passed through the school doors and made a quick left turn into the school office. He remembered the times he spent in here after getting a bit unruly in his classes, but on this occasion, he gave a friendly smile to Mrs. Wallace, the school secretary, before grabbing his mail and heading back out again.
The hallways were eerily quiet, but they wouldn’t be for long – in about an hour, they’d be filled with the voices of the Lakeside students, who would be here for the first time since school let out in May.
The man walked through those hallways alone before stopping at a glass display case near the cafeteria. Inside the case were two large state championship trophies. Behind them were framed pictures of the teams that won those trophies. He took a moment to study the players’ smiling, happy faces, then turned and walked away.
It was at that moment that things finally sunk in for the man. He was no longer Josh Miller, two-time state Mr. Football and two-time state champion quarterback for the Lakeside High Cougars. He was now just Mr. Miller, U.S. Government teacher and assistant football coach at Lakeside High.
After years of plying his craft on the gridiron in front of hundreds of thousands of fans in stadiums and millions of people on television, Josh was now going to be teaching no more than 100 seniors a day about a subject they probably couldn’t care less about.
For the first time in his life, Josh’s reality had him feeling out of place…and even a bit nervous.
There were a couple of people in the teachers’ lounge as Josh opened the door and stepped inside. It was the one room in the building he hadn’t gone into as a student, so there was still a sense of newness about it to him, even after being on the job for a month. He greeted his fellow staff members with a smile and a hello.
Mrs. Ortiz looked up from her magazine to give a quick “¡Hola!” to Josh. If only she had been here when I was a student, Josh thought to himself as he looked over the Spanish teacher. The gorgeous brunette, who Josh estimated was in her 30s, was undoubtedly on the top tier of attractive teachers at the school. Not coincidentally, 90 percent of his players just happened to have an interest in learning how to roll their "r"s.
At the coffee pot was Mr. Foster, the AP biology teacher. He was extremely passionate about his job and a great guy, although a little quirky.
“G’morning, Mr. Miller,” Mr. Foster said as he poured himself a mug. “Ready for your first day?”
“As ready as I can be,” Josh laughed before walking to the water cooler and filling his bottle. Belting out a “fuck, yeah!” like he would have in his playing days probably wouldn’t have been appropriate.
Before the conversation could develop any further, the doorknob twisted and the door to the lounge opened once again.