RobDownSouth
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Nostradumbass makes new predictions
Vetteman was shocked….shocked!...to find out his election predictions did not come true. The peerless predictor ("$6 Gas!" "Permanent Republican Majority!") of years past nonetheless gifted us with his visions for the remainder of 2008 and beyond.
Small News Item
Vertically-challenged poster DevilishTexan made minor waves after returning from a short hiatus from Lit. The tiny terror had been spotted cleaning up roadways in a spiffy orange vest after he'd had a little legal trouble: a shortage in his miniscule bank account failed to cover a small check.
Wingnuttia Opens Immigration Doors
His most serene highness Ishmael, by the Grace of God Emperor of Wingnuttia and all realities that he surveys, proclaimed that he was not amused with the people of America voting in a President of Inferior Color, and therefore would entertain petitions from suitable White Americans to establish citizenship within his sovreign empire of Wingnuttia.
The Cap'n's gums were a-flappin'
Cap'n Amatrixca spent election night proclaiming loudly and often how he was above personal attacks. By morning, however, he had completely sobered up and resumed his usual daily dose of ad hominem against those who disagreed with him.
The Race To The Bottom
The race for the 2008 Ishmael Cup for most bewildering descent into delusional posting has essentially come down to a two-person race: Borscht and his unrequited lust for Sarah Palin and Byron In Exile for his overall lack of coherent thought in his 2008 posts.
Get Well Soon!
Litster Karen Kraft returned to posting after a minor operation on his penis.
The Intergender Wars Heat Up
Javagirl had her medications adjusted to the point where she was able to create a new userid (Javagirl2008) to attack RoryN. Not to be outdone, Lit's dyspeptic succubus Morcheeba announced a "fall offensive" against SeanH. Offensive, indeed!
Pimpin' ain't Easy!
Lit's Master Moocher Miles took a brief pause from mooching off his wife to impugn the character of our next President-elect. He then resumed his usual habit of writing dozens of posts detailing exactly who he has on ignore.
Bum Rushed
Dolf let her longstanding (and long lasting!) beau "Tarzan" enjoyed a marathon backdoor sex session this week, and couldn't wait to tell the entire General Board just how sore her "arse" (ass) was. The Wreview attempted to get to the bottom of this, butt we're out of space. We hope to assign an analyst to provide more detail next week.
Volume 2, Number 1.
Vetteman was shocked….shocked!...to find out his election predictions did not come true. The peerless predictor ("$6 Gas!" "Permanent Republican Majority!") of years past nonetheless gifted us with his visions for the remainder of 2008 and beyond.
Small News Item
Vertically-challenged poster DevilishTexan made minor waves after returning from a short hiatus from Lit. The tiny terror had been spotted cleaning up roadways in a spiffy orange vest after he'd had a little legal trouble: a shortage in his miniscule bank account failed to cover a small check.
Wingnuttia Opens Immigration Doors
His most serene highness Ishmael, by the Grace of God Emperor of Wingnuttia and all realities that he surveys, proclaimed that he was not amused with the people of America voting in a President of Inferior Color, and therefore would entertain petitions from suitable White Americans to establish citizenship within his sovreign empire of Wingnuttia.
The Cap'n's gums were a-flappin'
Cap'n Amatrixca spent election night proclaiming loudly and often how he was above personal attacks. By morning, however, he had completely sobered up and resumed his usual daily dose of ad hominem against those who disagreed with him.
The Race To The Bottom
The race for the 2008 Ishmael Cup for most bewildering descent into delusional posting has essentially come down to a two-person race: Borscht and his unrequited lust for Sarah Palin and Byron In Exile for his overall lack of coherent thought in his 2008 posts.
Get Well Soon!
Litster Karen Kraft returned to posting after a minor operation on his penis.
The Intergender Wars Heat Up
Javagirl had her medications adjusted to the point where she was able to create a new userid (Javagirl2008) to attack RoryN. Not to be outdone, Lit's dyspeptic succubus Morcheeba announced a "fall offensive" against SeanH. Offensive, indeed!
Pimpin' ain't Easy!
Lit's Master Moocher Miles took a brief pause from mooching off his wife to impugn the character of our next President-elect. He then resumed his usual habit of writing dozens of posts detailing exactly who he has on ignore.
Bum Rushed
Dolf let her longstanding (and long lasting!) beau "Tarzan" enjoyed a marathon backdoor sex session this week, and couldn't wait to tell the entire General Board just how sore her "arse" (ass) was. The Wreview attempted to get to the bottom of this, butt we're out of space. We hope to assign an analyst to provide more detail next week.
Volume 2, Number 1.
