RobDownSouth
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Ch-Ch-Ch-Cheneymania!
Morale at Wingnut Nation hit a collective nadir this week as the Cheney Tsunami wiped out every attempt at meaningful Wingnut lectures on The Way Things Ought To Be. Deprived of Republican Talking Points for a hellish 48 hours, Wingnut Nation fell back on pre-positioned attack points, yet were overwhelmed time after time.
First, selected members of Wingnuttia attempted to lecture the board on gun safety, since Everyone Knows™ that only ultraconservatives know anything about guns. To their collective surprise and dismay, it was discovered that quite a few of the board liberals were in fact hunters and quite often had a better grasp of gun safety laws than they did. Even more disconcerting was the fact that certain Wingnuts had been hunters longer than they had been Wingnuts and categorically rejected Bush administration spin on gun safety (i.e. “the shooting victim is always to blame”).
An editorialist for the Washington Post claimed by the end of the week we’d be inundated by Wingnuts claiming that it was No Big Deal Getting Hit By Buckshot, yet by Friday only two posters had made that claim: Fgarbv1 (who’d been hit by a stray pellet once) and of course, the ubiquitous Ishmael (who’d “lost count” of how many times he’d been hit). Side note: It’s worth noting that Ishmael cannot count past twenty without pulling down his zipper.
Ishmael and AJ/GayJ/AltJ/Dances-With-Falsehoods then reminisced about how they were constantly in danger of being shot when they served in the military. Left unsaid, of course, was the fact that most of the time this threat came from their own fellow soldiers who were utterly fed up with the duo’s constant bitching.
Update on RoryN’s Anti-Gringao Whining amendment
RoryN’s proposed Anti-Gringao Whining amendment (“The other side did it tooooooo, Mom!” is not a meaningful debate response) could have saved the board quite a bit of bandwidth this week. AJ, Vetteman and Gringao (known informally as “White Power”, “White Noise” and “White Trash” respectively) repeated this infantile rejoinder ad nauseum, with the white-hot fervor seldom seen outside of fundamentalist congregations where snakes are routinely handled.
The situationally hypocritical Gringao in particular was taken aback when even some non-political posters took issue with his canard du jour (to wit: Adlai Stevenson had accidently shot a woman 35 years before running for president in 1952 so Dems shouldn’t complain about Cheney) and spluttered mightily to explain the “relevance” of his position.
Meltdown on AJ Street
After two days of near continuous attempts to steer political conversations to Anything Besides Cheney (i.e. “Al Gore is Treasonous!” “Muslim Cartoon Riots!” etc) AJ finally snapped. He began lashing out indiscriminately in all directions, using one of his patented three step “shit-n-run” attack methods (1. Attack 2.Complain about being a victim when counterattacked. 3. Random quote of Federalist papers). AJ then made a tactical error in attacking kbate, who does not suffer fools gladly. Kbate proceeded to give AJ the Lit equivalent of an involuntary testicle-ectomy. It was, by most accounts, the most serious emasculation of a male poster on Lit since Pookie verbally tore off JazzManJim’s nutsack and fed him his own manhood in early 2005 for his intellectual dishonesty.
It was, by all accounts, an awesome display of verbal firepower by kbate. The one truly disturbing aspect was that for about an hour, the “happy gibbering fool” mask that AJ wears on this board slipped off, allowing many posters to see his shriveled polluted “real self” beneath.
Unintentional Irony of the Week
At 5 feet 6 ¼ inches, Devilish Texan is arguably the most vertically-challenged male poster on Literotica. Many jaws dropped last week when DT claimed that people were genuinely afraid of him because he was a “big bad guy”.
Lookin’ For Love In All The Wrong Places.
BlueEyesInLevis continued to explore newfound aspects of his sexuality by asking not once but twice for information about the NAMBLA. Tsk, tsk, BlueEyes….like the old bumper sticker says “Pedophiles Are Fucking Immature Assholes”. Read that last line again.
Morale at Wingnut Nation hit a collective nadir this week as the Cheney Tsunami wiped out every attempt at meaningful Wingnut lectures on The Way Things Ought To Be. Deprived of Republican Talking Points for a hellish 48 hours, Wingnut Nation fell back on pre-positioned attack points, yet were overwhelmed time after time.
First, selected members of Wingnuttia attempted to lecture the board on gun safety, since Everyone Knows™ that only ultraconservatives know anything about guns. To their collective surprise and dismay, it was discovered that quite a few of the board liberals were in fact hunters and quite often had a better grasp of gun safety laws than they did. Even more disconcerting was the fact that certain Wingnuts had been hunters longer than they had been Wingnuts and categorically rejected Bush administration spin on gun safety (i.e. “the shooting victim is always to blame”).
An editorialist for the Washington Post claimed by the end of the week we’d be inundated by Wingnuts claiming that it was No Big Deal Getting Hit By Buckshot, yet by Friday only two posters had made that claim: Fgarbv1 (who’d been hit by a stray pellet once) and of course, the ubiquitous Ishmael (who’d “lost count” of how many times he’d been hit). Side note: It’s worth noting that Ishmael cannot count past twenty without pulling down his zipper.
Ishmael and AJ/GayJ/AltJ/Dances-With-Falsehoods then reminisced about how they were constantly in danger of being shot when they served in the military. Left unsaid, of course, was the fact that most of the time this threat came from their own fellow soldiers who were utterly fed up with the duo’s constant bitching.
Update on RoryN’s Anti-Gringao Whining amendment
RoryN’s proposed Anti-Gringao Whining amendment (“The other side did it tooooooo, Mom!” is not a meaningful debate response) could have saved the board quite a bit of bandwidth this week. AJ, Vetteman and Gringao (known informally as “White Power”, “White Noise” and “White Trash” respectively) repeated this infantile rejoinder ad nauseum, with the white-hot fervor seldom seen outside of fundamentalist congregations where snakes are routinely handled.
The situationally hypocritical Gringao in particular was taken aback when even some non-political posters took issue with his canard du jour (to wit: Adlai Stevenson had accidently shot a woman 35 years before running for president in 1952 so Dems shouldn’t complain about Cheney) and spluttered mightily to explain the “relevance” of his position.
Meltdown on AJ Street
After two days of near continuous attempts to steer political conversations to Anything Besides Cheney (i.e. “Al Gore is Treasonous!” “Muslim Cartoon Riots!” etc) AJ finally snapped. He began lashing out indiscriminately in all directions, using one of his patented three step “shit-n-run” attack methods (1. Attack 2.Complain about being a victim when counterattacked. 3. Random quote of Federalist papers). AJ then made a tactical error in attacking kbate, who does not suffer fools gladly. Kbate proceeded to give AJ the Lit equivalent of an involuntary testicle-ectomy. It was, by most accounts, the most serious emasculation of a male poster on Lit since Pookie verbally tore off JazzManJim’s nutsack and fed him his own manhood in early 2005 for his intellectual dishonesty.
It was, by all accounts, an awesome display of verbal firepower by kbate. The one truly disturbing aspect was that for about an hour, the “happy gibbering fool” mask that AJ wears on this board slipped off, allowing many posters to see his shriveled polluted “real self” beneath.
Unintentional Irony of the Week
At 5 feet 6 ¼ inches, Devilish Texan is arguably the most vertically-challenged male poster on Literotica. Many jaws dropped last week when DT claimed that people were genuinely afraid of him because he was a “big bad guy”.
Lookin’ For Love In All The Wrong Places.
BlueEyesInLevis continued to explore newfound aspects of his sexuality by asking not once but twice for information about the NAMBLA. Tsk, tsk, BlueEyes….like the old bumper sticker says “Pedophiles Are Fucking Immature Assholes”. Read that last line again.
