Will trade our Monsoon Season for your Mongoose Season

[shereads]

Another few days of rain, and everything that isn't made from plastic will have been fully transformed into lumps of slippery mold.

This includes houses, cars, street surfaces, feral cats, and the meat patties on McDonalds cheeseburgers.

Discuss.

 

[cantdog]

You could have a rain forest! That'd be cool, but then the trees would have to be able to stand up in some very heavy winds. Oh well. Maybe a nice big swamp.

 

[shereads]

You could have a rain forest! That'd be cool, but then the trees would have to be able to stand up in some very heavy winds. Oh well. Maybe a nice big swamp.

Nice spin doctoring, Mr. Rove.



The good news is, I've discovered a new protein source that could end world hunger: the giant algae that clogs our a/c drain pipes. The last batch looked like kelp.

 

[neonlyte]

Nice spin doctoring, Mr. Rove.



The good news is, I've discovered a new protein source that could end world hunger: the giant algae that clogs our a/c drain pipes. The last batch looked like kelp.

Woah... they are not protein. If you look closely you'll see they have tiny little guns. They came from near the centre of our Galaxy, their equivalent of NASA confused millimetres with feet, thus they arrived unseen and thought your a/c drain was the entrance to Lincoln Tunnel.

 

[SeaCat]

LOLOLOL

I came home from work today to find my front lawn, and my walk way being invaded by Mushrooms. We're not talking your normal everyday mushrooms here, we're talking the kind that turn into pods that eat people. There is one growing about six feet from my front door that has to be at least ten inches across, and it wasn't there this morning when I left for work. They are even growing on my concrete walkway. (I'm afraid to look and see what is growing on my roof or in the storage shed.)

It's currently raining again. In fact it's raining hard enough that I can't hear the T.V. in the living room. (Maybe fifteen feet away from me.) Magi and Scrapper are hiding under the Futon while Squeak is twisting and turning on my lap as I write this. All of them are looking at me as if to ask why I'm allowing this to happen.

I'm wondering when we'll have to start dealing with the killere leaches.

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

Nice spin doctoring, Mr. Rove.



The good news is, I've discovered a new protein source that could end world hunger: the giant algae that clogs our a/c drain pipes. The last batch looked like kelp.

Pipe Snake and Gasoline.

You don't want to know what I've found growing in my gutters.

Cat

 

[rgraham666]

I found Jimmy Hoffa in one of my gutters.

 

[TE999]

We're having our fourth gully washer of the day as I type.

Wind blowing about 30+ mph--rain goin' sideways.

Power on and off, on and off.

Ditches are full, drainpipes clogged with debris.

Where'd I put those plans for that ark?

 

[Guest]

LOLOLOL

I came home from work today to find my front lawn, and my walk way being invaded by Mushrooms. We're not talking your normal everyday mushrooms here, we're talking the kind that turn into pods that eat people. There is one growing about six feet from my front door that has to be at least ten inches across, and it wasn't there this morning when I left for work. They are even growing on my concrete walkway. (I'm afraid to look and see what is growing on my roof or in the storage shed.)

It's currently raining again. In fact it's raining hard enough that I can't hear the T.V. in the living room. (Maybe fifteen feet away from me.) Magi and Scrapper are hiding under the Futon while Squeak is twisting and turning on my lap as I write this. All of them are looking at me as if to ask why I'm allowing this to happen.

I'm wondering when we'll have to start dealing with the killere leaches.

Cat

Killer leaches?

 

[SeaCat]

Killer leaches?

Oh my yes. You havent dealt with these yet? Such a pleasant surprise.

Think about it my dear. You walk through the water filled park that was your front yard. You come inside after a bit of a stroll and feel saomething hanging from your leg. You drop your pants and find a blood filled blood sucker attached to your inner leg. You keep your cool, you have heard about this before. You light a smoke and touch the hot end to it and it falls off. You dispose of it then decide to check the rest of your body. Now you find that these nasty of nasties have a taste that even you can admire. You find not one but two attached to your skin in your groin.

Too bad they aren't the perverts the rest of us are. They aren't after those succulent juices you express when excited, they are merely after blood.

Yes, the killer leavhes have attacked.

Cat

 

[Guest]

Oh my yes. You havent dealt with these yet? Such a pleasant surprise.

Think about it my dear. You walk through the water filled park that was your front yard. You come inside after a bit of a stroll and feel saomething hanging from your leg. You drop your pants and find a blood filled blood sucker attached to your inner leg. You keep your cool, you have heard about this before. You light a smoke and touch the hot end to it and it falls off. You dispose of it then decide to check the rest of your body. Now you find that these nasty of nasties have a taste that even you can admire. You find not one but two attached to your skin in your groin.

Too bad they aren't the perverts the rest of us are. They aren't after those succulent juices you express when excited, they are merely after blood.

Yes, the killer leavhes have attacked.

Cat

You dropped your pants?



No, wait. I remember the Killer Leaches.

Punk rock band. They opened for the Sex Pistols in 1985.

Don't you remember their hit song?

Step, step, step on toes.

 

[SeaCat]

You dropped your pants?



No, wait. I remember the Killer Leaches.

Punk rock band. They opened for the Sex Pistols in 1985.

Don't you remember their hit song?

Step, step, step on toes.

And here I thought it was "I want to suck you dry".

Was that another local band?

Today I got to play a bit of Hockey. Buffoe Toads fly nicely from the end of an impromptue Hockey Stick. (I think I cleared the road out back with most of them.)

Cat

And to think the local kids like to lick these damned toads.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

No, wait. I remember the Killer Leaches.

Punk rock band. They opened for the Sex Pistols in 1985.

Don't you remember their hit song?

Step, step, step on toes.

I was only 10 at the time so no, I don't remember.

 

[Guest]

And here I thought it was "I want to suck you dry".

Was that another local band?

Today I got to play a bit of Hockey. Buffoe Toads fly nicely from the end of an impromptue Hockey Stick. (I think I cleared the road out back with most of them.)

Cat

And to think the local kids like to lick these damned toads.

"I want to suck you dry."



Brilliant.

 

[Guest]

I was only 10 at the time so no, I don't remember.

OOoh.

Bite me.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

OOoh.

Bite me.

 

[rgraham666]

OOoh.

Bite me.

Any time.

 

[Guest]

Any time.

 

[starrkers]

Oooh, just saw this thread!
I will gladly swap my latest cat toy for a day's rain!