Will someone say something interesting?

[Madame Pandora]

I get home and it's dull as tombs in here.

Someone dance or crack a joke or start a fight or something.

MP

 

[Mistress]

I understand what you mean! lol

Sat night, here I am in tight button fly hip hugging jeans, too small tank top, hair done and no one to undress for! lol ;p

 

[Baby Poppets]

Waaaaaaaaa!

My diaper is full....

*burp*

 

[Guest]

Re: Waaaaaaaaa!

My diaper is full....

*burp*

Since you're full of shit you should enjoy this place! Have a seat.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Christ,

It's gotten so bad the trolls have to pick on babies to have something to say.

How far down the food chain do these guys have to go to feel superior?

MP

 

[Baby Poppets]

Christ,

It's gotten so bad the trolls have to pick on babies to have something to say.

How far down the food chain do these guys have to go to feel superior?
MP

Waaaa?

This madame pandora is of liking me I am thinking in my small baby brain, which is not to yet as full formulated.

I am being of very hungry now, and wondering if she will be as my mother and give me the feeding from the breasts....

 

[Madame Pandora]

Geez, kid...

You'd think if you crawled out of the womb able to speak, your dad might have picked up on English in his big penis years...

MP

 

[Ravenloft]

*rolling eyes*

You havn't missed much MP...

Thats about all its been for the past week...

How about we talk about The Prisoner or something?

 

[Mistress]

Laughs!

 

[Baby Poppets]

I am thinking that with being of half the Killermuffin for my mommy I am to be very good with the words and be having the large vocabulary, but with my father Gnufi Poppets being of the other half of the DNA I am having, that the words are being in my small baby brain but they are to be coming out all in the fucked up way.

waaaaaa!

I am still yearning of the feeding from the breast...

 

[crystalhunting]

I would love to Madame Pandora...but anytime an intelligent subject is on the board...someone degrades it..or uses the excuse to start a fight..I admit even I have been drawn into them.I am not in the mood to fight today.

 

[MinkSoul]

Why hasn't the SETI project found anything?

 

[Beaker]

Why wont Pandora's Box just eat me already?

 

[jcgirl]

Something Interesting

 

[KillerMuffin]

Why aren't there ever any trolls around when I need something to chew on?

 

[Kuddles]

Why aren't there ever any trolls around when I need something to chew on?

Probably 'cause they know you're ready, willing and able to get 'em tonight! They are all in a corner shaking in their boots!

 

[Starfish]

It was't long before the fear in her became too overwhelming to bare. The creeking in the ceiling became louder and heavier as the intruder came down the upstairs hallway. He had climbed the tree outside and crawled in an unlocked bedroom window. The steps of his feet were as pounding sledgehammers to her as the sound and pace increased.


The girl stood there in horror, at hearing the commotion upstairs, and knowing that there was no one else home, she was defenseless against the unknown terror that awaits her. Sneeking into the kitchen she tried to open the door to the garage with out being loud. Her hand trembled as she slowly turned to knob. The panic was thick inside her and was preventing her from accomplishing her goals. Her palms where sweating profusely, so her attempt to get out the door was growing harder ever still. She had just gotten the door open to a crack when she heard to floor creek behind her as a large hand pushed the door shut as another came around her swiftly, covering her mouth. She began to struggle with feirce throws of her body... and before too long she was being throw to the floor right there in the kitchen.


She could hear yelling at her, but couldn't make out what was being said, while her mind spun out of control and her ears were filled with pressure and fluid..


It was awhile before the words became clear to her....
"Get up, You stupid fucking bitch!" She decipherd from her ears....Her eyes, crunched close, began to open and could mak out a tall dark figure looming above her.
"Why the fuck didn't you leave the goddamn backdoor unlocked like you promised?????" the voice demanded..
"I had to climb up that fucking tree to get in here, you stupid cunt....." the voice continued in it's wrath....
"I ripped my best fucking shirt because of you, you peice of shit" she heard pouring from the hovering deamon.....

Her eyes began to focus, and although there where no lights in the kitchen, she began to make out an outline of her attackers face....

"I told you to get up!" the figured demanded again, taking one a long step over her, and walking away....
"Man I am telling Mom and Dad what a piece of shit sister you are, and how you took the fucking phone off the hook, so I couldn't get you to come unlock the fucking door! Man, your in deep shit!"

She lie there completely in shock from embarrassment, that she had mistaken her older brother for an intruder.
She vowed never to watch the Shining again, alone!

Not interesting? Well, fuck it! I tried harder than the rest of you!