Will someone please scratch

[TWB]

My ass, I superglued my thumbs to my legs.

 

[Starfish]

I'd be careful what you ask for around here. Last I checked, there is a hung stud, with a raging hard on, who has long enough fingernails to get you going, but then possibly in a compromising postition.

 

[TWB]

I might be able to cover my ass with my pinkies to protect myself from unwanted advances. Scratching it, on the other hand, is difficult.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[TWB]

hmm...I think there is an "unregistered" male who would love to help you scratch that itch, darlin...but if he isn't what you crave...maybe I could be of some assistance?

Ooohh Ahhhh, yes yes. Right there. WHHHWoo. That hit the spot, and I am forever indebted to you. Mmmmm. Ahh.

Thanks for the scratches.

*Curling up to sleep*

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[KillerMuffin]

You think that's bad.

I have a wedgie and a Chihuahua-yeti in my lap.

 

[Private Vasquez]

How does one get a wedgie in their lap?

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's easy if you're a girl. I'm opposed to ungulates so I call them wedgies.

 

[Private Vasquez]

aaah...I'll have to try that some time.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The ungulates or the Chihuahua-yetis? Personally, I think the ungulates would be a better choice. Chihuahua-yetis don't have enough meat on them to make more than soup.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I was thinkin' of the ungulates, but a herd of Chihuahua-yetis could come in handy as well.

 

[glamorilla]

I'd be careful what you ask for around here. Last I checked, there is a hung stud, with a raging hard on, who has long enough fingernails to get you going, but then possibly in a compromising postition.

Hey! I would treat TWB's ass with nothing but the utmost respect.

Besides..I'm spoken for.