Will it make the Stand-up comedy clubs?

[PAUL C]

So I said to her, "would you like to come up and see my itches?"

"You mean etches," she replied.

"No, it itches."

 

[oggbashan]

Sorry, no.

Og

 

[TxRad]

Sorry, no.

Og

Thank the Gods!

 

[PAUL C]

back into my box

back into my box. they only let me out occasionally.

 

[TxRad]

back into my box. they only let me out occasionally.

I wondered where you had been. Is it a nice box?

 

[TE999]

So I said to her, "would you like to come up and see my itches?"

"You mean etches," she replied.

"No, it itches."

*snerk*

That reminds me of this wheezer:

He: "Do you like Kipling?"

She: "I don't know, I've never kippled."

*rim shot*

 

[PAUL C]

in Bold

I think this is the first time any of my posts have appeared in bold.

is it a good thing I ask myself.

 

[oggbashan]

I think this is the first time any of my posts have appeared in bold.

is it a good thing I ask myself.

But do you get any sensible answers?

I don't.

Og

 

[TxRad]

But do you get any sensible answers?

I don't.

Og

Do rhetorical questions need sensible answers?

Now there is a question for the ages.

 

[TE999]

Do rhetorical questions need sensible answers?

Don't respond to politicians statements in that fashion, it only annoys them.

 

[TxRad]

Don't respond to politicians statements in that fashion, it only annoys them.

I gave up and put all the political idiots on ignore. No only does the place look better but my blood pressure is much better.

Who would have thunk that just five names could makes such a world of difference.

 

[TE999]

I gave up and put all the political idiots on ignore. No only does the place look better but my blood pressure is much better.

Who would have thunk that just five names could makes such a world of difference.

All the political wrangling on this site was only serving to inflame tempers. No one was being convinced that their position on a subject was wrong, and the posters were only preaching to the converted.

It's a much more pleasant place to hang out in again.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

All the political wrangling on this site was only serving to inflame tempers. No one was being convinced that their position on a subject was wrong, and the posters were only preaching to the converted.

It's a much more pleasant place to hang out in again.

Like you never put your two cents into the pot and stirred.

 

[Handley_Page]

Do you like Children ?
Yes, but I couldn't eat a whole one

Boom Boom

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Take my wife, please!

Ba Dom Boom.

 

[TxRad]

Like you never put your two cents into the pot and stirred.

Kettle, Meet Pot.

 

[TE999]

Like you never put your two cents into the pot and stirred.

Yep...but it got boring.

When I played golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

(Ba-Boom-Boom)

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Kettle, Meet Pot.

But I haven't said anything about it being - let's see what were his words...

It's a much more pleasant place to hang out in again.

So how could I be the pot calling the kettle whatever?


Who's on first?

That's right!

Just so there are no complaints...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQdhimco4zdBbVlXYO7lYjahmRklhDmaiL5dm-LC557SsU2dEs&t=1&usg=__hY2UG8k5rDuI1GC4WZPRbOUAhZ8=

Ba Dom Boom.

 

[Loring2]

Tx

Do rhetorical questions need sensible answers?

Now there is a question for the ages.

Rhetorical questions deserve rhetorical answers.