Will gays cause World War III?

[renard_ruse]

Homosexual militants are increasingly attempting to turn US foreign policy into an unholy international crusade for the gay agenda. They are demanding and getting total compliance from their lapdog politicians in their efforts to reshape American foreign policy from one that puts the interests of the majority of Americans first to one which makes promoting every demand of the gay lobby the primary purpose the United States overseas.

Not content to risk America alienating its allies in Africa or other parts of the third world, they now are stirring up hatred and animosity between the US and the world's second most powerful military and nuclear superpower Russia.

The important friendship and cooperation between the US and Russia is at risk over something as absurd as whether a few fudgepackers can parade down the streets of Sverdlovsk in speedos waiving silly flags. In fact, these self-centered gays could eventually even provoke WW III and a nuclear holocaust of the world.

 

[Antoninus]

 

[Antoninus]

 

[Antoninus]

 

[Sasha_Lyazzat]

The gay agenda? Do you mean equality for all? Not a bad plan if you want my opinion.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Homosexual militants are increasingly attempting to turn US foreign policy into an unholy international crusade for the gay agenda. They are demanding and getting total compliance from their lapdog politicians in their efforts to reshape American foreign policy from one that puts the interests of the majority of Americans first to one which makes promoting every demand of the gay lobby the primary purpose the United States overseas.

Not content to risk America alienating its allies in Africa or other parts of the third world, they now are stirring up hatred and animosity between the US and the world's second most powerful military and nuclear superpower Russia.

The important friendship and cooperation between the US and Russia is at risk over something as absurd as whether a few fudgepackers can parade down the streets of Sverdlovsk in speedos waiving silly flags. In fact, these self-centered gays could eventually even provoke WW III and a nuclear holocaust of the world.

renard, you're beautiful. I think you're one of the funniest people on lit.

~fan mail~

 

[RjThoughts]

Stop thinking about sucking dick so much!!! You're starting to go off the rails!!

 

[WeedSmoke420]

lol @ this shit

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Be bold. Be daring. Make Renard Ruse's HEAD EXPLODE.

 

[dolf]

Be bold. Be daring. Make Renard Ruse's HEAD EXPLODE.

it only works if everyone quotes it in every thread.

*quotes*

 

[planetqueen]

Be bold. Be daring. Make Renard Ruse's HEAD EXPLODE.

Hot stuff.

 

[RobDownSouth]

♫♫ Welcome back my friends,
To the Show That Never Ends....
Retard Ruse thinks Gays "offend",
'Cause he lies,
Cause he lies

We would like it to be known,
That the derping that is shown,
Is exclusively his own
Hear him moan,
Hear him moan.. ♫ ♫

 

[kbate]

Yes. We are trying to cause World War III. We want the United States to fire nuclear weapons at Russia because Putin is desperately trying to build relevance through anti-gay rhetoric in order to maintain his hold on power.

It is all part of the agenda. We assume the radiation will cause mutation meaning more gays (yes, we are mutants with special powers like causing world wars).

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

it only works if everyone quotes it in every thread.

*quotes*

Looking at dudes kissing is pretty rough on my eyes but worth it if it makes renard ruse or any of these homophobic turds puke, it's worth it.

 

[mercury14]

Yes. We are trying to cause World War III. We want the United States to fire nuclear weapons at Russia because Putin is desperately trying to build relevance through anti-gay rhetoric in order to maintain his hold on power.

It is all part of the agenda. We assume the radiation will cause mutation meaning more gays (yes, we are mutants with special powers like causing world wars).

Your diabolical plan will backfire when you find out that high-level radiation makes lesbians want cock.

My cock.

Great Ruse thread though.

 

[CaptainKirk]

Yes. We are trying to cause World War III. We want the United States to fire nuclear weapons at Russia because Putin is desperately trying to build relevance through anti-gay rhetoric in order to maintain his hold on power.

It is all part of the agenda. We assume the radiation will cause mutation meaning more gays (yes, we are mutants with special powers like causing world wars).

Your diabolical plan will backfire when you find out that high-level radiation makes lesbians want cock.

My cock.

Great Ruse thread though.

They never mention this kind of stuff on 'Doomsday Preppers'.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Insightful Thread

I think it's very likely that it will happen.

And seeing as all the old concentration camps are now museums and memorials, I'm guessing they'll convert the old Butlins camps for them once they are all captured. No striped pajamas for those rascals, redcoats and big smiles all the way.

That'll show 'em.

 

[KRCummings]

I think the idea of a gay world war is hilarious.

 

[RjThoughts]

I wonder if someone will write a book called "World War G" or "World World H"

 

[RobDownSouth]

I think the idea of a gay world war is hilarious.

It's already begun, insidious faggots have infiltrated and gentrified countless neighborhoods!!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Whats likely to happen is this: Some niggaz gonna murder a raghead, and the shits gonna be in the fan.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Be bold. Be daring. Make Renard Ruse's HEAD EXPLODE.

Rockin it LJ style.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

lol @ this shit...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

 

[RjThoughts]

Careful, the Russian spies will come and get you, for flaunting your pro-homosexual cartoons.