Will an Englishman finally win Wimbleton?

[WriterDom]

No man has won in PP's lifetime. And that's really saying something.

 

[bored1]

No man has won in PP's lifetime. And that's really saying something.

Hows that World Cup coming? Did the Brits win?

 

[WriterDom]

Re: Re: Will an Englishman finally win Wimbleton?

Hows that World Cup coming? Did the Brits win?

No, but they put on a good show. Did as well as the mighty Americans even

 

[brokenbrainwave]

A brit male will win at Wimbleton before p_p admits Dubya is not the anti christ...and hell will freeze over before either happens

 

[p_p_man]

To be serious for a moment...

if you lot can.

Tim Henman the last surving Brit stands no chance.

He just ain't got the killer instinct like me.

He's already suffering from stomach problems.

In my and John Wayne's day we used to just shove our fingers down our throats.

Fucking wimp, wouldn't ya say John?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Re: To be serious for a moment...

In my and John Wayne's day we used to just shove our fingers down our throats.

do you know that John Wayne had 28 pounds of fecal matter in his body when he died???

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: To be serious for a moment...

do you know that John Wayne had 28 pounds of fecal matter in his body when he died???

No. And as I've just eaten a plate of spaghetti bologneise whilst I was talking to you on the other thread...

I don't wish to know that.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Re: Re: Re: To be serious for a moment...

No. And as I've just eaten a plate of spaghetti bologneise whilst I was talking to you on the other thread...

I don't wish to know that.

anything for a pal heh heh heh

 

[District Line]

It would be nice if a Brit could win Wimbledon for a change. The bookies make the Brit challanger, Tim Henman, second favourite at the moment.

http://www.willhill.com/iibs/EN/buildcoupon.asp?couponchoice=TE209387

Although he can play well, he has been known to choke in some crucial games. I don't know if the coaches have trained it out of him. He's had several attempts at it and failed. The thing is, he's stronger and more experienced than ever now and he's got a partizan crowd behind him in jubilee year. Who knows.

P.S. World Cup

The U.S. team impressed a lot of people with their performances this time round, especially your defensive players Sanneh and Pope. It looks like they're being loyal Americans. They're staying put and playing their soccer in the U.S. for the while, when they could be earning a bigger packet in European soccer. If you guys aren't interested in them we'll gladly snap them up.

 

[District Line]

Well it's not going to be this year now.

p_p_man was right. Henman knocked out by Hewitt today.

Hewitt in the final.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I cant believe the thread was put up.

But congratulations Tim, you made the brits proud

"Jolly good show, old chap"

 

[wizbit9]

henmania can go and stick itself up its own ass.

i hate the bullshit of it all.

stuck up ponces the whole lot of em.

(thats the henman family and not the fans)(apart from those pillocks who wear union jack flag tops/hats/flags/glasses/fans/ etc)

sorry sore point

 

[miles]

I think Venus could give Timmy-boy the doubles lines and still rip him a new asshole.

 

[wizbit9]

rip him a new asshole.

no please that would mean more shit that we'd have to take

 

[miles]

no please that would mean more shit that we'd have to take

He is a little shit, isn't he? There is nothing more obnoxious than a spoiled, arrogant tennis pro. About ten years ago I took my kids to see a WTT match. My daughter saw Billy Jean King inthe stands and wanted her autograph. When there was a break on the court I approached her and asked if she would sign my kids' programs. Her response: "I'm here to watch tennis, not sign autographs."

What a bitch.

 

[wizbit9]

three objects

tennis racket

pro tennis player

sore asshole