Wild Turkeys vs Bald Eagles

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What Ben Franklin said in a letter to his daughter,

For my own part, I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the representative of our country. He is a bird of bad moral character. He does not get his living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead tree near the river, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the labour of the fishing hawk; and when that diligent bird has at length taken a fish and is bearing it to his nest for the support of his mate and young ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him.

With all this injustice, he is never in good case, but, like those among men who live by sharping and robbing, he is generally poor and often very lousy. Besides, he is a rank coward: the little king bird not bigger than a sparrow attacks him boldly and drives him out of the district. He is therefore by no means a proper emblem for the brave and honest Cincinnati of America who have driven all the king birds from our country....

I am on this account not displeased that the figure is not known as a Bald Eagle, but looks more like a turkey. For the truth the turkey is in comparison a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America... he is besides, though a little vain & silly, a bird of courage, and would not hesitate to attack a grenadier of the British guards who should presume to invade his farm yard with a red coat on.
 
As I said elsewhere, I side with Ben on this issue. Moreso though, he suggested the rattlesnake. I like that idea better than a bird.
 
At one time Minnesota had almost no turkeys at all. They tried releasing baby birds but all they were doing is making the coyotes and foxes fat. Now that have about 30,000 but you have to enter a lottery to get a permit to hunt them. We have 300,000 in Georgia. You can only kill males and that doesn't harm the population at all. A hen just needs to be fucked and she'd done with the Gobbler.

If you shoot a bald eagle and get caught, you are in serious shit. Even just having a feather can get you a hefty fine. Unless you are a Native American.
 
At one time Minnesota had almost no turkeys at all. They tried releasing baby birds but all they were doing is making the coyotes and foxes fat. Now that have about 30,000 but you have to enter a lottery to get a permit to hunt them. We have 300,000 in Georgia. You can only kill males and that doesn't harm the population at all. A hen just needs to be fucked and she'd done with the Gobbler.

If you shoot a bald eagle and get caught, you are in serious shit. Even just having a feather can get you a hefty fine. Unless you are a Native American.

Bald Eagles have now rebounded to the point where I have spied them in the first tier suburb I run my errands in. :)

Have not seen the turkeys here though, just upstate NY. The big groups of them are really cool.

Even with the fine looming, the raptor rehab center gets a lot of gunshot victims. Stupid people, all these things usually eat are mice and rats.
 
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Bald Eagles have now rebounded to the point where I have spied them in the first tier suburb I run my errands in. :)

Have not seen the turkeys here though, just upstate NY. The big groups of them are really cool.

Even with the fine looming, the raptor rehab center gets a lot of gunshot victims. Stupid people, all these things usually eat are mice and rats.

And fish. I'm pretty sure they can catch their own fish.
 
The Atlanta Hawks have a hawk named Spirit who flies around the arena. But not any more. He'd grounded now after he didn't want to come back to his trainer. They started the game with him loose but players and couches complained so the delayed the game and finally got him back. The fans cheered the bird.

Crows are very intelligent. They'll post a lookout while others feed.
 
The Atlanta Hawks have a hawk named Spirit who flies around the arena. But not any more. He'd grounded now after he didn't want to come back to his trainer. They started the game with him loose but players and couches complained so the delayed the game and finally got him back. The fans cheered the bird.

Crows are very intelligent. They'll post a lookout while others feed.

They do everything we cum our pants over chimps doing, actually.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P8Nwl7FAJk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03ykewnc0oE
 
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