Wife's "Lying Cheating" CraigsList Sale

[3113]

Talk about made to order for Loving Wives:

Last weekend, an unnamed Canadian woman took to Craiglist to advertise a "Lying Cheating Sale" -- essentially, a garage sale in which she planned to sell all of her unfaithful husband's belongings.

Okay, which one of you writers gave her the idea?

Edited to add: I do wonder if it's a joke, like the old one about the wife selling her cheating husband's new car...

 

[Handley_Page]

Talk about made to order for Loving Wives:

Okay, which one of you writers gave her the idea?

Edited to add: I do wonder if it's a joke, like the old one about the wife selling her cheating husband's new car...

reply to it and find out ?

 

[soflabbwlvr]

I wonder if he's a golfer. I could use some new irons.

 

[lovecraft68]

Well first off if this was in LW the writer would be scorched. The wife can be sold into sexual slavery or hooked on drugs and left in a Mexican whore house, but this here cannot happen!

Good for her.

Now for the record if I had given her the idea the last part of the ad would be that her girlfriends were going to vote onn the hottest guy to show up and she would fuck him in the bed and leave the tape as the only thing left in the house when he shows up.

 

[TE999]

I could use a table saw; I know how to operate one.


This scenario reminds me of a joke:

A dog is walking along a railroad track and a train roars by and cuts off part of his tail. He runs over to pick it up and another train comes by and cuts his head off.

Moral: Never lose your head over a piece of tail.

 

[TxRad]

I do wonder if it's a joke, like the old one about the wife selling her cheating husband's new car...

I don't know about a car but I bought a damned nice boat that way.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Any shotguns on that list?

 

[slyc_willie]

Any shotguns on that list?

I would think the soon-to-be-ex-wife might just want to hang on to those.

Real or not, this is just begging for a Lit story version. And I agree with Lovecraft; in order to make it a real Lit story, there would have to be some vengeful sex involved.

 

[NaokoSmith]

My colleague cheated on his wife. She told him to come by and get his clothes which she had put in three binbags for him on the step. When he got them back to his new scrubby little bedsit, he opened the bags and found she had cut them all to ribbons with a pair of scissors before leaving them out for him to carry away.

He used to recount this story with wistful pride in her.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

When my wife and I split she wanted to pull all the stunts women scorned favor. But once she cooled a little I sat her down and suggested she think about what she wanted and I'd cooperate. She got the house, her choice of the cars, and virtually all my stuff (antique truck I restored and tools), and I paid the property taxes, plus all the utility deposits. I told her that if she fucked me with a lawyer she'd get less after the lawyer took all the assets; but if she did it my way she'd harvest as much or little as she wanted.

Women are crazy as shithouse rats, at their best, and my old lady was no exception when she destroyed all my plants and patios etc. Regardless of how fair you are they still think theyre owed a good psychotic episode to do damage that helps them in no way.

 

[Handley_Page]

My colleague cheated on his wife. She told him to come by and get his clothes which she had put in three binbags for him on the step. When he got them back to his new scrubby little bedsit, he opened the bags and found she had cut them all to ribbons with a pair of scissors before leaving them out for him to carry away.

He used to recount this story with wistful pride in her.

Is that the one that was in the papers ?
A few years ago ?

 

[NaokoSmith]

Is that the one that was in the papers ?
A few years ago ?

LOL, was there a story in the papers? I don't think it was him, but he did used to be proud of her doing it; he admitted he deserved it.

 

[Tx Tall Tales]

Don't know about how true this story is, but many, many years ago, when I was delivering pizza, I bought a stereo, high end bicycle, and a .22 pistol at a small yard sale in front of the apartment I was delivering too.

The new husband of less than 1 year had gone on travel, and the wife found out he was cheating on her, with her sister. The sisters were drinking beer while commiserating, and eating the pizza I delivered, while I looked over the stuff. I got it all for $40.

19 years old, and I learned a lesson about pissed off women, and messing with siblings. True story, early 1980s, Alexandria Virginia.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Its common. Sisters are always prime suspects, as are best friends. The prevailing attitude is: If a girl wants a good husband she finds one who's happily married, usually to her sister or best friend.