Wife Stuck to Lover

[Guest]

A husband, suspecting his wife is screwing someone else, puts, Crazy Glue in her tube of KY jelly and catches her lover with his dick stuck in her ass

 

[Guest]

All I've gotta say is OUCH!

 

[Chicklet]

lol

 

[sirhugs]

That ain't funny , that's sick. I suspect "un" might need theraopy to work through his issues....

there was a woman in town here about 20 years ago that glued hubby's unfaithful tool to his thigh as he slept.

 

[Un-registered]

Don't try this at home ...

We found a couple asleep and nude after a session behind the settee in a student flat when I was young, and glued the forefinger and thumb tips together on his left hand. Then we did the same on hers, but made sure the two circles thus formed were interlinked.

The real fun was watching them try to dress decently enough to go to the hospital to have themselves cut apart.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

This could work in the humor and satire section

 

[sirhugs]

will it look too derivative of American Pie 2?

 

[Un-registered]

will it look too derivative of American Pie 2?

Foreget that problem. everything looks derivative of something else because There is nothing new under the sun Ecclesiastes 1 ix.

 

[sirhugs]

bur AP 2 was like so last year, its top of mind....